Dodgy Liverpool Rumours

22 Feb 2012 17:54:01
Noticed earlier on a poster gave a few names of funny players so thought i would find some more

Stefan Kuntz
Chiqui Arce
Bongo Christ
Ars Bandeet
Segar b**tard
Rafael Scheidt
Rod Fanni
Johnny Moustache
David Goodwillie
Danny Shittu
Johan de Cock
Milan Fukal
Brian Pinas
Bernt Haas
Uwe Fuchs
Two-Boys Gladstone Gamede
Wolfgang Wolf
Creedence Clearwater Couto
Norman Conquest
Danger Fourpence
Paul Dickov
Argelico f***s
Harry Daft
Ruud Boffin
Mark De Man

MJ

Liverpool have a lot of funds actually. they could probably pay the 50 mils. not 100's for hulk which personally is just crazy. but we will refuse to pay 50 mil because why not find a new cavani or levvezzi

21 Feb 2012 20:35:57
My personal choice would be money from raul m to Chelsea we not spent put towards lazzerie as good gerrard replacement and then sell Joe cole and aqua and buy hamsik then buy cavani to use with carroll and Suarez and if one gets injured we covered kenny buy buy buy we want these and we can get 4th

20 Feb 2012 21:56:09
I remember you said a long time ago the name of a player that you would like to join liverpool. A seriously big beast of a player.

I dont find it anywhere now,just wounder about his name?

20 Feb 2012 13:14:36
spoke to mrs torres on phone changing her address on a firm i work for(cant tel) torres is moving to middlesboro on loan...

17 Feb 2012 13:25:17
Evra and Suarez - How it should be
www.youtube.com/watch?v=dV1M7wn5Zfs&feature=related

lol. with the song =.=

Kaizer

This is the effect of video games and internet on the young fan.....

They are unable to swallow defeat......results mean everything these days....plus time has lost its essence....people do not enjoy a moment of silence anymore....every second has to have some action, tv, music , internet, radio and cell phone.....its doesnt end......a human being is absolutely bombarded with information......

A day of test cricket is no longer people's cup of tea.....There is no time to pause and think whats happening around us......

Plus economic times are not the brightest, so the small devil in every human being pops up his head when the times are hard and weak people give in....Nothing new in that though.....

And its not that just UK is alone in this thought....its worldwide....

LiverBird

16 Feb 2012 18:43:25
What do Man utd fans use for birth control ? Their personalities.
Whats the difference between a dog and a man utd fan, lying in the road after being run over? The skid marks in front of the dog
What's the difference between a Man Utd fan and a trampoline? you would take off your boots, before you jump on a trampoline.
You are trapped in a room,with a Tiger, a Rattlesnake, and a man utd fan.You have a gun and only 2 bullets. What do you do? You shoot the utd fan twice.

Woodi lietoyeh

P**s off back into your hole. just about had enough of mancs for one week.....and its only tuesday

Tomkop7

14 Feb 2012 16:49:26
Miss management choice player ? miss management not to buy in January miss management Suarez racism issue and same thing been done about the handshake. Club need a English Smart strong and very much football related CEO. Allen Sharer is the man can be ?


Rock.

13 Feb 2012 22:52:20
A friend of mine has today returned from a business trip to Dortmund, where he took in the Dortmund-Leverkusen game. He claims to have seen Karl-Heinz Riedle at the game who said he was scouting a number of players for Liverpool FC. Do any of the Eds know if Riedle does scout for LFC ?

Kenny will spend the money on darren bent

11 Feb 2012 15:54:07
Liverpool have a big decision to make in the summer.

Matthew...

10 Feb 2012 05:44:41
If we get champions league DC is confident of securing deals for.. Hazard, Remy, and Mvilla!

InsideBob

09 Feb 2012 17:57:59
Why all the talk of Harry? While I wouldnt want this to happen it would make sense, Kenny as new manager of England.

Kenny is one of the most senior managers in th e game respected and the right age for the role.

As an English man he meets the current urge for an English man at the helm.

Kenny played for LFC as a great and went on to become a great manager with LFC. Now he could repeat the same cycle with England.

I dont want Kenny out but it is disrespectfull that it hasnt even been debated.

Kloss {

08 Feb 2012 17:35:53
Hi Eds,

Sorry can you please add this links to the Hillsborough Chrity Run to my previous post

hillsborough-anfieldrun.co.uk/

www.facebook.com/hillsboroughanfieldrun

Thank You

Higgs {Ed002's Note - I cannot add it to other posts - but have shared it on a couple of pages.}

Because we have signed Hazard will be announced in August.

{Ed019's Note - I would just like to let you know that a 'Liverpool Videos' Page has been created. We have put on some videos there already that have been posted in by YoungRed, and from now on, videos that are posted in will appear on that page}

04 Feb 2012 13:54:46
If Liverpool get Champions League football they will:

Try to buy:
Mauricio Isla (RWB/RB/CB)
Javi Martinez (DM/CM/RM/CB)
Eden Hazard (LW/RW/AM)
Luuk De Jong (CF/RW/AM)

Try to sell:
Johnson
Fabio Aurelio
Jay Spearing
Maxi Rodriguez
Dirk Kuyt

Get off the books:
Poulsen
Joe Cole
Aquilani

Red durt

02 Feb 2012 19:22:29
Kenny will become ambassador of football at liverpool in the summer and will get a seat at boardroom level in order to help managment bridge the footballing gap. He know understands that Damien Comolli is looking to sell players for a profit regardless of on field efforts. We have become a breading ground for bigger clubs doomed to fail as Arsenal have. Consistently selling talent if the numbers add up is not the way to go.

Expect a new management team in the summer, someone younger. Kenny knew the job was on a caretaker bases and the job is know causing strain on his personal life and health.

Gianfranco Zola/Gus Poyet management team to take liverpool forward a more attacking sense. Retaining Steve Clarke as first team coach. Kenny Dalglish will focus on getting the best young players in to the club.

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01 Feb 2012 14:51:39
heard we signed a pre contract with jari litmanen. On his way to melwood in next few days to ask why

01 Feb 2012 02:32:32
J Armstrong..........
AMLFC.................
Jeff.....................
Jay.....................
the hutchinator.....
Dotts Ynwa..........
The Thruff...........

......Your crap rumours all took one hell of a beating

31 Jan 2012 23:02:25
Elsewhere, journalists quizzed Dalglish on the latest transfer rumours as the window prepares to shut at midnight.

The boss replied: "We came out yesterday and told you there would be nothing happening, so it's a wee bit insulting when you don't believe us - and I don't see why we'd have any need to be anything other than truthful and say there was nothing happening."

31 Jan 2012 23:01:00
And breath.......

For a couple months at least.

Jolly Red

31 Jan 2012 22:46:54
Kd doesn't know what he's doing out out out {Ed016's Note - united fan?}

31 Jan 2012 22:23:22
Macherano, Cavani, Tevez, Granero, Honda all have just left Melwood after passing Melwood !!!

31 Jan 2012 22:20:40
Rumour has it chelsea tried with 25million bid for suarez {Ed016's Note - Lol, rumor is we laughed back at them}

31 Jan 2012 20:11:40
Been told by a reliable source close to KD that we've put pen to paper on a deal to bring defoe to anfield. This is 100% certain. AMLFC

31 Jan 2012 18:17:44
hi eds i'm pretty gutted about this but what i am saying is true. seen as u put my last comment in the banter page! this is not a rumor or a bit of banter. we will not sign anyone. there is nothing to comment on about rumours or anyone that has seen someone in an airport its all boll**ks if anyone is coming in it'll be cavani at 10:50 pm! haha

31 Jan 2012 18:05:06
this will break in the next hour or 2

Liverpool will not sign anyone in this window but expect a player to hand in a transfer request.

31 Jan 2012 17:39:53
Norweigen tv at melwood saying dr brukner just gone inside.. Mmmmmmmmm why isnt he with the team

31 Jan 2012 16:59:08
Jelavic has left everton and not signed as he has had a call of Liverpool and is waiting for an offer to be made!

It's like Christmas though.. A lot of people don't believe in the story but still get in the Christmas spirit! C'mon...! Get in the transfer spirit..! Messi to sign at 10:45 tonight! You heard it here first! And all that.....

Myk

31 Jan 2012 16:03:55
hey ed you hearing anything about Cattermole or Lavezzi?

The lack of transfer activity has nothing to do with lack of money. Who really is available? Lucas Barrios? Tevez? If Eden Hazard came out and said "Liverpool come get me immediately!" the money would be there. Without anyone of real quality available, why spend money just to spend money?

31 Jan 2012 15:11:42
Gaston Rameirez to be signed shortly after 10pm tonight!

31 Jan 2012 14:54:54
Tevez - 20million

it would be a coup, i dont care about his attitude at his peak at Man City he was Top 5 striker in the world.

31 Jan 2012 14:45:51
Hazard coming in last min for 45 million. just been told by a very good source. KD snubed off any questions about transfers to keep things quiet so other clubs didnt come in to try and steal the deal. 95% sure

31 Jan 2012 14:00:55
just seen Edinson Cavani in the liverpool shop L1 make of this what you will.........

31 Jan 2012 10:28:53
Just had a call from a mate who works security at melwood to say that tevez an kia jorbachian have just arrived!! Here we fellow reds a push for 4th I think!

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