Dodgy Liverpool Rumours

31 Jan 2012 10:03:49
Hi Eds
Just been speaking to a friend who's nan's brothers uncles window cleaner does a round at the Etihad & he overheard Tevez talking on the phone saying he can't wait to start his new partnership with Fernando Torres at Liverpool, not only that this guy has a mate who's wifes ex lesbian GF's crossdressing husband has a paper round at the Nou Camp & was speaking to Mashcerano & said he was just off the airport en route to Liverpool to finalise his move, apparently some guy called Messi is also coming with him, now our Spanish paperboy also has contacts as his son is married to a policewoman who arrested Stan Collymores dogging friends & they said Stan told them that Liverpool will conclude there business with a double swoop for Bob Carolgese & Spit the Dog to be followed with summer moves for Supergran, Terry from Brookside,Terry Wogan Robbie Savage, Lily Savage, Fred Savage, Cilla Black, Jim White, Vinny Jones, Bridget Jones & Michael Owen ....these will be managed by Mike Bassett who will replace KK!!

31 Jan 2012 09:13:19
Wife works for a private car firm in Manchester she has just texted to say she has just taken an urgent booking to take Kia Joorabchian to Liverpool. Maybe more to this Tevez saga than I first thought?

Happy Days??

31 Jan 2012 09:04:28
Took a shot for every time I read the word "smokescreen" and now I cannt raed wha im tpying

Rooney is going to liverpool for 100 million according to spanish papers

31 Jan 2012 07:50:00
Great news guys .. Tevez heading for medical to melwood after loan deal agreed with City. Personal terms to be discussed. Cant wait to see him joining us. YNWA

31 Jan 2012 05:34:09
Tevez is definitely signing!! How do I know?
I work in the home dept in John Lewis'.
Kenny has just been in and bought a new wok. One can only assume this is to iron Tevez's shirt on!
You heard it here first the hunchback is coming.
Remember the name.
Dunaldinhio.

31 Jan 2012 04:00:06
obviously Tevez

30 Jan 2012 23:11:42
Ola from Buenos Aires, it's Carlos Tevez here! I'm flying in to Manchester in the morning and then getting the train to Lime Street. Thierry Henry has suggested sharing a Joey to Melwood, but he gets car sick so that's a no go. I'm not turning up for my medical with spew all over my new shell suit. So quick questions for my new LFC fans, por favor. Which stop should I go to at the Gyratory to catch the number 12 bus from? Please make sure you put your replies up before the pilot finds out I'm in the bogs having a quick bifter while I'm checking my iphone. Grassyarse.

Buenos nachos,

Carlos.

30 Jan 2012 18:30:01
Jenny has said no transfers will be taking place this window but Chelsea confirm lfc intrest in Torres and would be willing to gamble him in swap with Carroll as of selling value on Carroll will be more than he will get for Torres due to Andy carroll being English and young. Also marko marin has boarded a plaine from Germany seen at german airport. Tevez to sign last hour off transfer Market on loan with view to buy

30 Jan 2012 18:05:26
Sorry for my English if incorrect , but Eurosport have today claimed that an amazing late deal to take John terry from Chelsea to Milan in a swap for pato , and he is being left out the game against Swansea can someone in England confirm he will not be playing against Swansea {Ed002's Note - He won't be playing.}

30 Jan 2012 17:03:22
Expect a signing Definetly

30 Jan 2012 17:01:08
just saw messi at the academy in kirkby ynwa

30 Jan 2012 16:23:29
Breaking News,
Liverpool to buy noone,
and the team to get their sh1t together
for the second half of the season
Andy Carroll to play the rest of the season
the way he did against united
and become one of the top scorers in the premiereship
Liverpool to grab 4th spot,
and win the Carling cup
and the FA cup
and a lot of fans on here to still be disappointed,
onward and upward we shall march
under Kenny Dalglish

30 Jan 2012 15:58:34
Liverpool have enquired about the availability of real madrids Sergio Ramos and have said they would pay up to 45m for this particular right back

30 Jan 2012 15:07:42
Just been costing a job at a well known Liverpool music school. Overheard the receptionist booking in a lady for lessons, surname was Dempsey but didn't catch her firstname. Looks like Kenny was kiding!

Ian

30 Jan 2012 11:00:38
real madrid are believed to buy carrol for 50 million plus also alonso because they have watched youtube videos of carrol

30 Jan 2012 07:31:11
Breaking News @ Tevez flying to Melwood for discussion with his agent. Man City allowed him to talk with Liverpool. It seems they agree with loan deal till end othe season and to sign him permanent start of next season. YNWA

29 Jan 2012 23:40:47
pato ac milan to liverpool this window

29 Jan 2012 22:33:51
I am not sure exactly which 2, but 2 of these players will join on deadline day: Adam Johnson/ Marko Marin, Seydou Doumbia/Edinson Cavani/Lucas Barrios/Wilfred Zaha.

BillzWheelz

All these strikers being to LFC, however there is one striker which 99.9% done is EL NINO! Other strikers are a smokescree. This source has come from SC last night !

29 Jan 2012 21:24:57
Great site! A bid for tevez to be put in on Monday from a very good source

29 Jan 2012 21:16:41
Got a feeling Andy Carroll is leaving and cavani or tevez are coming in!

29 Jan 2012 20:35:35
Damien Comolli is in Naples Italy,Edison Cavani wasn't playing today he was on the bench.Will liverpool sign the Uruguayan striker?

29 Jan 2012 19:22:55
EPL latest stating LFC made £18m bid for Marko Marin and we are desperate to sign Cavani.

Suarez07

29 Jan 2012 18:40:49
my cousin is working at lfc shop. they are printing shirts with CAVANI on the back, no.10. they will be in the shops tommorow and the deal shoul be finalised late tonight. get ready for goals.

29 Jan 2012 16:59:24
I can ensure one thing.
Patrice Evra is joining us. This is clever planning by the King, Comolli and me to end the career of one of the worst persons ever to play the game.

Evra is joining us.

Luis Suarez

29 Jan 2012 16:36:48
Tevez to sign on Tuesday....for 20 million

29 Jan 2012 16:05:46
Wow how lucky am I!
I have the most unbelievable story to tell you all, I dont usually come on these roumer sites but what has just happened to me is awesome.
Im a chauffeur in London and I regulary drive famous people around the city but today I had a really famous one...
I had to pick up a customer in Chelsea and drive that person and his what turned out to be agent to an address in liverpool.
At first It didnt really sink in and I spent the first 2 hrs silent, but when we got stuck in traffic I plucked up the courage to ask a few questions and I was really shocked at the reply I was given.
For the person in my mercedes was Fernando Torres, and he told me that he was going back to the place where his heart is, LFC.
I am now sat in my car in the melwood car park waiting for what is his medical and talks with the liverpool advisors.
The best things is my meter is still running....

29 Jan 2012 15:11:25
Liverpool want Marin plus either Teves/or Cavani in this transfer window...
I am a German football agent who is a Liverpool fan.

Karl

This story has been placed in the press and Sky Sports by Tevez' agent Kia Joorachian. He is using his contacts to try and get his client a foothold at another club. Remember Tevez will not be matchfit for at least 2 months. Joorachian is also Mascherano's agent. We got stung there. So be Beware! {Ed002's Note - Utter rubbish.}

29 Jan 2012 13:13:24
After AC and revel failed swap deal, kk is now in talks with barcamabout getting MESSI and sending Philip degen to them, sounds fair to me

29 Jan 2012 12:37:04
Liverpool have inquired about Tevez. It's only a loan move till the end of the season. Liverpool won't be buying him though. & ANdy Carroll is staying as far as this transfer window is concerned .. rumours of a swap with Tevez is crap. Also Tevez is expected to have a pay cut to join LFC. Citeh r not keen on loaning him.. they want to sell him asap.

On David Texeira: it is close to completion but if LFC gets green light on Tevez then there is slight chance it might not happen/Texeira 'll sign and stay at Gronigen till the end of the season.

29 Jan 2012 03:37:00
I am being told there will be at least one big name signing befor Tuesday's deadline! {Ed016's Note - me too, by everyone that posts}

29 Jan 2012 02:58:38
2 players said to be comming in befor Tuesday's deadline, fact! Don't be surprised if a big money deal is done on deadline day!

28 Jan 2012 18:42:13
After seeing the game today, Liverpool are looking on putting a bid in for Cavani in the next few days
Reg

28 Jan 2012 18:22:53
My mate is Fergies teaboy, he told my grandfather's friend's best mates favorite waitress that Fergie said he's to retire after the next Liverpool game. Evra to go home to his mam! Fact! YNWA

28 Jan 2012 16:07:42
Ive heard from a very good source that we are after Lambert from southampton, he a scouser, hes a goal machine and he would do us nicely... come on kenny lad

28 Jan 2012 11:03:31
cavani to watch liverpool game today at anfield
Barry

27 Jan 2012 22:15:57
40million bid official for cavani charlie adam facebook page

27 Jan 2012 22:16:06
12M Bid for Huntelaar is doing the rounds again....

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