22 Apr 2018 13:59:11
Morning Eds, Quick question, how reliable is the Sunday Express? They've published an article today claiming Liverpool are close to deals for Norwich midfielder James Maddison and Fulham winger Ryan Sessegnon!

{Ed001's Note - around about as reliable as the Metro or the Beano judging by what you have just said.}

1.) 22 Apr 2018
22 Apr 2018 14:12:06
Ed, that’s pretty disrespectful to the beano!

2.) 22 Apr 2018
22 Apr 2018 14:19:47
Dear Ed001,
I have to protest at your comment in regard to the Beano's reliability. As a reader and subscriber of this publication for many years, I must point out that the Beano's sport section, and especially the 'news and rumour' section, is far superior to that of The Express, Metro and indeed, The Star.
Yours sincerely,
Killingholme Clay on behalf of Biffo.

{Ed001's Note - I apologise, I should, of course, have said The Dandy.}

3.) 22 Apr 2018
22 Apr 2018 14:49:04
Upset Desperate Dan at your own peril.

{Ed001's Note - you do seem to have great knowledge of the comic. Very .... impressive.}

4.) 22 Apr 2018
22 Apr 2018 15:34:29
I only read the serious bits.
:-D.

{Ed001's Note - are you suggesting there are any bits that aren't serious??}

5.) 22 Apr 2018
22 Apr 2018 16:21:18
Woah! Desperate Dan should not be mentioned in any form of bad writing as in a example along side the express.
The Dandy is legendary. I still dream of Cow Pie
Ed’s my respect to you is there but but please refrain from the mocking of The Dandy.

6.) 22 Apr 2018
22 Apr 2018 19:04:58
I'm more worried about Desperate Harry!