14 Apr 2018 20:13:47
Milners tweet from today:

"Another hat-trick for Mo today. just waiting for the other two to be confirmed by the claims panel😜".

1.) 14 Apr 2018
14 Apr 2018 20:32:01
It's hilarious how much Kane has been ragged for claiming that goal hahaha! I bet he's regretting it now, the child.

2.) 14 Apr 2018
14 Apr 2018 20:38:25
It's not going to matter. In a stunning twist, the PL Goal Commission have decided to give Harry Kane every Spurs goal scored this season. Thus effectively making him not only the Golden Boot winner, but also the most prolific goal scorer in PL history. Next game Ponc will field a 4-1 formation. Kane is so great, they only need 4 defenders and Kane up front.

3.) 14 Apr 2018
14 Apr 2018 20:47:47
Bbbbbbbut he swore on his daughter's life it touched him! I bet that's about the only thing willing to touch him without a payout. Mouth breathing plank.

4.) 14 Apr 2018
14 Apr 2018 20:53:36
It good to seek personal goals bit not at the detriment of the team. If any of our front 3 had been selfish like HK, we would not have scored so many goals. The team should always come before personal goals. NOW WATCH HOW MANY TIMES HIS TEAM MATES WILL PASS HIM THE BALL.

5.) 14 Apr 2018
14 Apr 2018 21:25:55
I hope they do. It will throw off the team rhythm, cost them wins hence points, and make his teammates resent him. Thus causing unrest in the dressing room. Hey, I can dream can't I?