02 Jun 2018 16:16:40
! TRANSFER INFO FROM PRO FOOTBALLER!

Was out with my daughter this afternoon when she pointed out an icon in the distance 'Dad, I think that's ex-Tottenham and Hull City legend Michael Dawson' she said, and to my surprise, it bloody was!

We were actually quite far away from him but he was with his family and one of his kids said 'Dad, do you think Liverpool's squad is good enough to win the league this year? ' to which Dawson responded 'no chance fekir! '

Pretty sure that confirms that Nabil Fekir will not be arriving at Liverpool this summer. Sorry to be the bearer of bad news lads.

1.) 02 Jun 2018
02 Jun 2018 16:33:59
We have a clear and definite interest in Fekir which is pretty much confirmed. I am sure, unless Fekir decide to move elsewhere we will sign him for any kind of cash! We splashed £90 mill on a defender only coz Klopp wanted him! End of the story!

2.) 02 Jun 2018
02 Jun 2018 16:47:08
Where did this happen George?

3.) 02 Jun 2018
02 Jun 2018 16:52:22
Because an ex Spurs and Hull player would know what we were up to wouldn’t he? .

4.) 02 Jun 2018
02 Jun 2018 16:54:04
Proper rumour, better than the ITK stuff.
Love it!

5.) 02 Jun 2018
02 Jun 2018 17:17:24
Happened in Nottingham Leon. I'm sure an ex-Hull player now living in Nottingham knows exactly as much about Liverpool's transfer activity as Bolton's fat kid.

Forgot to mention that he was also humming '50-50' which probably confirms that Lemar is still certain to join Lfc any day now.

6.) 02 Jun 2018
02 Jun 2018 17:32:26
Could be some truth in that tbh because Dawson has just resigned for forest. If it had happened somewhere else like Newcastle then I’d have completely ignored what you said but as it was in nottinegham there could be some truth! I hope mr Dawson was telling porkies though.

7.) 02 Jun 2018
02 Jun 2018 17:39:12
Lol love it.

8.) 02 Jun 2018
02 Jun 2018 17:52:07
Lol I wasn't expecting people to take this seriously.

Yes I did see Michael Dawson, and no of course he wasn't dropping hints on Liverpool targets! How would he know anything!?

Saw a player I recognised and thought I would share with everyone through the medium of a light hearted nonsense story.

9.) 02 Jun 2018
02 Jun 2018 18:06:34
Lol. Wow.

Seems sarcasm is a word most people aren't familiar with on this site during transfer windows. It's like everyone is programmed to only react to the words 'done' or 'not happening'.

Nice one GeorgeT.

10.) 02 Jun 2018
02 Jun 2018 18:07:30
He was also whistling how do you like your eggs in the morning, so obviously we are getting a new club chef as well.

11.) 02 Jun 2018
02 Jun 2018 18:32:10
I think there was an attempt at humour somewhere in there. But it completely escaped me. Feeble, at best.

12.) 02 Jun 2018
02 Jun 2018 19:10:23
Seems some on here don't get jokes.

13.) 02 Jun 2018
02 Jun 2018 19:18:32
Well ArAy. I got it. So did my dog. Made he and I chuckle.

14.) 02 Jun 2018
02 Jun 2018 19:24:45
I saw Michael Dawson recently too! He was at York Races for the Dante, and I'm pretty sure he never left the front of the bar, saw him in the exact same place three times over 3 hours.

15.) 02 Jun 2018
02 Jun 2018 23:24:57
Don't let it hit you on the way out.

What's that?

The door son.