09 Jul 2019 14:47:55
We've signed the youngest player to play 10 games in Eridevise, about to sign the youngest ever premier league player. Now I heard we are interested in a very young player from the brazilian leagues; Embryano. Anything eds?

{Ed002's Note - I know his mother.}


1.) 09 Jul 2019
09 Jul 2019 16:10:47
I believe his club aren't keen on celling him yet.


2.) 09 Jul 2019
09 Jul 2019 16:29:08
I can sense a star being born. Hope we don't sign him prematurely though.


3.) 09 Jul 2019
09 Jul 2019 16:34:38
im sure there are restrictions on young players from Brazil i think they have to be 18 plus to move.

Could be wrong.


4.) 09 Jul 2019
09 Jul 2019 17:40:13
Jkh1983 taking the bullet! I heard we've agreed a deal, but it's not going through for another 9 months.


5.) 09 Jul 2019
09 Jul 2019 18:42:20
Doesn't he have to get past the fetal stage first b4 being considered as transferable?


6.) 09 Jul 2019
09 Jul 2019 19:10:11
Beef. Believe it or not we are going for an even younger player from minor Italian leagues. Name of Pregnazzi.


7.) 09 Jul 2019
09 Jul 2019 20:14:01
I've heard a rumour from my milkman this morning that were signing a local lad called Twinklin Z'eye.


8.) 09 Jul 2019
09 Jul 2019 20:23:08
Think you are forgetting the youngest of them all, from the Bundesliga. Flirtner or something. Or the russian hope for the future, Tinderovich.


9.) 09 Jul 2019
09 Jul 2019 16:18:52
Are you and his mother married? Maybe he is your son? .


10.) 09 Jul 2019
09 Jul 2019 21:44:37
Rugby Parker lad, why should we wait for 9 months when the seed has been planted?


11.) 09 Jul 2019
09 Jul 2019 22:21:08
Hopefully the club don't labour too long to get this lad out here.


12.) 09 Jul 2019
09 Jul 2019 23:30:07
Doesn't he pla-centre half?


13.) 10 Jul 2019
09 Jul 2019 23:51:01
I'm not sure he's quite ready to cut the cord yet, unfortunately, as his delivery is great.


14.) 10 Jul 2019
10 Jul 2019 06:08:25
Are you his father ed02😆😆.


15.) 10 Jul 2019
10 Jul 2019 10:06:03
AHAHAHAHAHA. This is the best thread ever. I'm not even going to try come up with my own, just enjoy the genius of others.


16.) 10 Jul 2019
10 Jul 2019 13:00:29
Normally all the loonies come out at night. Here we get together and post during the daytime during silly season. 😂.


17.) 10 Jul 2019
10 Jul 2019 13:14:56
We won't sign him. Period.


18.) 10 Jul 2019
10 Jul 2019 14:13:05
Pillsboro Town hijacked the deal.