01 Sep 2019 15:18:00
On a positive note, at least no-one invaded the pitch yesterday.

It was getting silly. Sooner or later someone's going to do it at Old Trafford and get Man of the Match.

1.) 01 Sep 2019
01 Sep 2019 16:43:53
Kenny Dalglish decides to come out of retirement and play for Liverpool, he goes into the changing room to find all his team mates looking a bit glum.
"What's up? " He asks.
"Well, we're having trouble getting motivated for this game. We know it's important but it's only Man U. They're crap and we can't be bothered".
Kenny looks at them and says "Well I know I'm a bit fat and old, but I reckon I can beat them by myself, you lads go down the pub. "
So Kenny goes out to play Man U by himself and the rest of the Liverpool team go off for a few beers. After a few pints they wonder how the game is going, so they get the landlord to put the TV on. A big cheer goes up as the screen shows
"Liverpool 1 (Dalglish 10 minutes) – Man U 0
He is beating Man U all by himself! Anyway, a few more beers later and the game is forgotten until someone remembers "It must be full time now, let's see how he got on" They put the TV on.
"Result from Anfield: Liverpool 1 (Dalglish 10 minutes) – Man U 1 (Sanchez 89 minutes)
They can't believe it, he has single handed got a draw against Man U! They rush back to the Stadium to congratulate him. They find him in the dressing room, still in his gear, sat with his head in his hands.
He refuses to look at them. "I've let you down I've let you down"
"Don't be stupid Kenny, you got a draw against Man U all by yourself. And they only scored at the very very end! "
Kenny says "No, No, I have, I've let you down! . I got sent off after 12 minutes! "😂😂😂😂😂.

2.) 01 Sep 2019
01 Sep 2019 17:40:52
How strange, a mean city fan mate of mine text me that joke yesterday, but it was Colin Bell instead of the king!

3.) 01 Sep 2019
01 Sep 2019 21:30:41
Thats Quality.