03 Mar 2021 11:11:39
You''l be pleased to hear that the mystery of Bobby's form has been solved and fixed :)

Bobby has been threatening to refind his form for a couple of games now, but something has been a bit off. Apparently Neymar Jr hid his shooting boots the last time they got together for a Brazil game as Bobby's no-look goals were making a mockery of the £30m-ish we paid for him compared to the £17 squillion PSG paid for Neymar Jr. So he hid Bobby's boots under a towel and Bobby couldn't find them. They were discovered, belatedly, by a janitor call (ironically) Coutinho but he didn't know who they belonged to as the bleach from Bobby's teeth had dripped onto the name label his mum had sown into his boots.

The DNA test was being deprioritised as all medical resources were focusing (understandably) on C. V. but the results came through last week. The boots were immediately Fedexed to Anfield, albeit delayed whilst the packaged was quarantined due to the Brazil variant.

Bobby now has them back and as a result, I fully expect us to smash Chelsea tomorrow.

I actually feel a bit sorry for them as they will feel the wrath that has been building up in the team as a result of Bobby's missing boots. Apparently it was Oscar (formerly of Chelsea, of course) who put Neymar Jr up to the prank and the Liverpool boys are seething.

Be afraid, Chelsea, be very afraid!

On the basis of the above, I expect a 6-2 hammering of Chelsea.

Alternatively, we will beat them 1-0 with the goal coming in the 93rd minute off Kabak's ear;-)

1.) 03 Mar 2021
03 Mar 2021 16:57:56
Great post Z!

I was half way down the post and knew it was your post before the name came up at the bottom. Signature Zeddicus post. Keep em coming 👊.