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09 Jun 2017 07:27:25
This is a question for Ed's 001. Do you ever see yourself being the same weight you were when you were 30?

{Ed001's Note - I have lost weight since then, so no I doubt I will ever be that heavy again as I can't weight train as hard any more. Still, could be worse, I could be as under the thumb as you are. Only watching football via recordings made as you have to trail around behind the boss while she goes clothes shopping and needs someone to carry her bags.....}

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09 Jun 2017 09:00:20
AWKWARD! Do you want us to leave?

{Ed001's Note - ask his missus, she is in charge.....}

09 Jun 2017 09:55:13
Hahaha love it, i would like to see your guns ed!

{Ed001's Note - I am sure you would, you perv!}

09 Jun 2017 10:01:43
Sadly true as confirmed by my shrink.

{Ed001's Note - it did not take a shrink to realise mate.}

09 Jun 2017 10:22:05
Any details of your shrink available?
I retired mind.

{Ed001's Note - you retired your mind? You will fit in perfectly on here then, everyone seems to retire theirs here, just before typing.}

09 Jun 2017 10:42:22
Best way to avoid your shrink is to not go swimming in icy water.

09 Jun 2017 10:43:50
My shrink has a big enough job to do to sort me out gazza, not sure she could handle two complete basket cases. Too right ed, i retired my mind many years ago and feel all the more better for it.

{Ed001's Note - believe me it shows.}

09 Jun 2017 11:23:16
Thanks ed, i take that as a compliment. πŸ˜†.

{Ed001's Note - I would expect nothing less of you mate.}

09 Jun 2017 12:16:22
Be fair now Ed's 001 carrying shopping bags has its place in a civilized society 😁.

{Ed001's Note - if you say so. Maybe in the 1850s when sexism was rife it was nice for men to carry a lady's bags for her, however in this era of enlightenment and equality, I, being an enlightened chap, let them carry their own bags. It is only right and fair. I would hate to be a sexist pig like you clearly are, thinking a woman is unable to carry her own bags.....

Alternatively I could just be too busy watching the footie to go out and carry bags for her. Plus she needs the exercise to be fair....}

09 Jun 2017 12:53:22
Ed 1 bought some nylon weights from the Argos and asked his bird to carry them to the car.

{Ed001's Note - is right. I am an equal opportunities sort of guy. I believe in fairness and it is easier than telling her she is getting fat....ter.}

09 Jun 2017 12:59:22
Aki had a go of Ed's guns once I heard. Something about squatting.

{Ed001's Note - there is a gag that has no meaning to anyone outside of Liverpool! All I am going to say is brenda sex wife's favourite colour is purple.}

09 Jun 2017 13:25:55
So what's your age ed001?πŸ™ˆπŸ™ˆπŸ™ŠπŸ™ŠπŸ™Š.

{Ed001's Note - 21.}

09 Jun 2017 13:40:42
21? You don't look a day over 18 Mr Editor, Sir. I left the apple in your top draw so the flies can't get to it, Sir.

{Ed001's Note - good lad.}

09 Jun 2017 14:15:41
Mk im going to send you some m&s vouchers for toilet paper, u can get it in bulk for a 25% discount. Think your going to need it and its not for your ass! πŸ˜….

{Ed001's Note - M&S? Hark at you posh boy!}



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