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21 Jun 2017 19:01:32
Quick question if anyone knows the answer, can Allen the young Brazilian play for us during pregnancy season?

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21 Jun 2017 19:22:47
Haha poor lad.

21 Jun 2017 19:24:47
Its inadvisable to play professional sport whilst pregnant.

Not least if you are a young man, as you should probably be in the round the clock care of medical professionals.

So to answer your question, no he can't.

21 Jun 2017 19:32:56
Haha sorry pre season auto correct.

21 Jun 2017 19:33:32
I don't think any of our players will be affected by pregnancy season.

21 Jun 2017 19:35:39
Only if he wears protection.

21 Jun 2017 19:36:48
Nah not for another 9 months mate.

21 Jun 2017 19:38:02
Depends how mad his missus gets about it.

21 Jun 2017 19:42:23
God bless auto correct 😂😂😂.

21 Jun 2017 20:12:33
Ed couldn't you have at least fixed the typo!

{Ed025's Note - i could have jamesy but this little devil was whispering in my ear "dont change it and make him pay for using predictive text".. :)

21 Jun 2017 20:14:16
Let's hope Klipperty hasn't been doing any tapping up during pregnancy season 😳.

21 Jun 2017 20:37:07
Haha fair play ed but no one has still answered the question I asked in the first place!

{Ed025's Note - we are all too busy laughing mate.. :)

21 Jun 2017 20:59:42
Haha well when use are finished if someone could pipe up that would be great.

21 Jun 2017 21:00:15
2 for the price of one, glad the recruitment department has finally started getting their house in order. Bit of a wait for the second signing though.

21 Jun 2017 21:43:25
Jamesy, now the tears have stopped rolling, the answer is no!

21 Jun 2017 22:18:07
Brilliant Ron!

21 Jun 2017 22:18:29
I thought he would be able to play friendlies for us in pregnancy season. I can't see why he's not allowed to play.

21 Jun 2017 22:35:30
Finally thanks zed next question how can he be our player but not allowed to play it backwards.

{Ed002's Note - He can play in friendlies.}

21 Jun 2017 22:36:37
Well least I have given you something to chuckle about mid week!

21 Jun 2017 23:19:56
I took a guess on the basis that I had a 50:50 chance of being right, and if I wasn't someone knowledgeable would correct me. Either way your question would be answered, Jamesy!

22 Jun 2017 01:23:57
I always thought he'd be handy in the box.

22 Jun 2017 02:33:11
"if I wasn't someone knowledgeable would correct me"

You were right about this bit Zed 😎.

22 Jun 2017 08:00:58
Hahaha lfcder this had me in tears again when I woke up touche.



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