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28 Sep 2017 22:43:18
Ed25. me mate is a season ticket holder at your lot and he wants koeman gone. what about you? Ran out of patience yet? He's just absolutely slated you.

{Ed025's Note - thats a tough one ben, koeman does not know his best side and is starting games with square pegs in round holes, playing 3 No 10s is not working and never likely to as well as persisting with defenders like williams who makes klavan look like bobby moore, how long do you give a manager? i certainly dont know, but unless things improve quickly i can see him being replaced before christmas mate..

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29 Sep 2017 09:55:03
That entire team has just been rebuilt and so I imagine it'll take a while for the team to get settled.

Know I shouldn't say this as a Liverpool fan but I rate Koeman and think that the Everton team is half decent. Would be nice to see a manager given some time to build the team.

{Ed025's Note - time is something not afforded to managers these days george, his team set up is all wrong and him trying to fit square pegs into round holes is making him very unpopular with the followers mate..

29 Sep 2017 10:10:14
The Ashley Williams thing baffles me.

As a Welshman I love him in the red shirt of Wales, he's excellent, and a brilliant leader and puts his body on the line for 90 minutes every game.

But whenever i see him in the Prem i think he's a totally different player, he's awful.

How can a player have such different form for both club and country?

{Ed025's Note - hes a liability dawn, i like you seen him as a solid no nonsense good centre half before he came to us, now i see him as a slow error prone overrated lump of lard who is devoid of any skill and likely to cost you a goal a game at least mate...sad but true im afraid mate..

29 Sep 2017 10:30:31
If klopp were to be sacked. would you be interested in taking Liverpool job ed025. for me u r always my first preference as manager.

{Ed025's Note - i would certainly consider it sirtoto, the drop in wages would be a bit of a blow but the adulation of the supporters that i would get should more than make up for that mate..

29 Sep 2017 10:40:12
isn't there an everton page?

{Ed025's Note - yes there is stone but its banter about football and a local rival at that so i dont see a problem myself, are you really that insular that everything has to revolve around liverpool though?. liverpool fans (and others) are welcome on our pages to discuss the game, we are all one big family for me mate..

29 Sep 2017 11:00:15
I am seriously thinking to write a letter to the club to appoint ED025 in some capacity at Liverpool FC! Legend 😎😎😎.

{Ed025's Note - migs, karius, lovren, klavan and firmino will be quaking in their boots harry, if i get the job, and hendo as well, they are all out the door to be replaced by butland, VVD, koulibaly and aubameyang plus keita who will captain the side, we will win the prem next year and the champions league the year after..and you can take that to the bank mate..

29 Sep 2017 11:45:04
Exactly why I want you in the job over anyone on the site! You don’t have those special red tinted or any colored glass which gives you an absolute freedom to pick those WHO DESERVES A SHOT and dumb ALL THOSE WHO ARE MEDICORE!
The irony is you see the gapping holes in the squad and you ard such nice guy that you put forward some fantastic replacement while liverpool fans are still living in the absolute dream!
Those 4 names will win the league by mid December!

{Ed025's Note - get me that form can be my director of football mate..

29 Sep 2017 12:01:28
Ashley Williams, certainly in the last few years, has been the anti-Fowler (or anit-Barnes if you prefer) . Great for his country, crap for his club.

29 Sep 2017 12:23:35
That would be an honor Ed025 😎😎😎😎.

{Ed025's Note - the pleasure is all mine harry, we will need some help from the other guys though, MK and bingo are good wordsmith,s so the press secretary job might interest them and ron knows his onions so im sure he could fill a void, anyone else willing to apply can contact us on this site with their CV and they will be vetted by me and you mate..

29 Sep 2017 13:08:37
That would come with a price My manager! They will demand to play Henderson every week! πŸ˜„πŸ˜„πŸ˜„. How about Ed01 then? He might only want Lucas back as well Alonso ( his only crush ☺️☺️☺️)

{Ed025's Note - im afraid ED001 will not be invited to apply as his glasses are tinted beyond repair harry, EDOO2 is also barred but for the opposite reasons.. :)

29 Sep 2017 13:52:19

We as a country play a lot deeper most of the time and we'll also have Davies and Chester either side of Williams to cover the pace issue.

He's excellent for wales but the defence is set up to accommodate him as he is an excellent leader. He offers the no nonsense stuff whilst Chester and Davies can pass the ball.

{Ed025's Note - i used to really rate him when he was at swansea smp but since he has been with us he has been poor, he makes at least one howler per game which is something we can ill afford mate..

29 Sep 2017 14:37:34
Plz no ed001. he will find space for Henderson in that magical midfield of Barcelona with xavi, iniesta, busquets in it.

{Ed025's Note - no hes definitely out mate..

29 Sep 2017 15:25:52
We can't defend how are you going to be able to write a letter to the club when you can barely write a legible sentence on here? πŸ‘½πŸ˜ŽπŸ˜Ž.

{Ed025's Note - i find his grammar fine smeg..

29 Sep 2017 15:43:29
Jesus Christ. A toffee running the club? And being advised by Harry no less!

I doubt I'll be work for the press department. More like the depressed department πŸ™„.

{Ed025's Note - then your out as well MK, we only want people who are fully committed to this project..

29 Sep 2017 15:49:37
with harry as director of football, you would need a sugar daddy at the top, with all those new names that pop up ;)

29 Sep 2017 17:04:01
Harry has a top notch way of scouting players, it's called FIFA 18.

29 Sep 2017 17:58:51
Smeg, he goes onto the search function, searches by name and puts in ic. That pulls up Pjanic, Kovacic, Modric, Manzukic and all his other crushes at the same time.

29 Sep 2017 20:15:59
Harry you're a fickle "person"

It was all about me last week, now I find you flirting with 25 😑

We're finished Harry πŸ˜₯.

{Ed025's Note - dont get the hump ron, look he has moved on so get over it!, we still want to be your friend but thats all it will ever be mate..

29 Sep 2017 22:12:07
I ll somehow manage it Smeg! After all it’s just a language!



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