Liverpool Rumours 35301

27 Jan 2012 14:30:40
A mate of mine is a milkman in Napoli and included on his milkround are a couple of players of Napoli. I think he said there names are Cavani and Lavezzi??

He told me that when he went to collect their empties today, there were notes cancelling any future orders due to them both leaving the country very soon and requesting details of any reliable milkrounds or a local Tesco Express in the Wirrall area.

Not sure how reliable this info is. My mates Italian isnt great and come to think of it, he's not a milkman either! Anyway thought I would pass it on.

Don't be silly we all know ASDA milk is cheaper !

Mr Slonk The Red

Lol, love it!

Hilarious..... lol .. a big player putting notes on the doorstep himself. u must be drunk

I would suggest that your mate is a milkman and that he stops by your place for a regular visit.
the doctor

First solid rumour this one, Yes the deals are defo on no doubt about it.

Priceless, funniest rumour yet!

Classic best post this month

He's pulling your leg.And why bother trying to pull ours?We are not as gullible as you.

The best yet, very funny.That's the way it should be on here, some people take it far to seriously. Bravo.

Danny

Ed why are these comments even posted
btw if any fool starts believing this junk, well lets not go there
wafa {Ed002's Note - They are just as valid as the other stuff being posted.}

I can confirm this as i have a mate over there as well whos a bread man and he said they've cancelled that as well. He also said cavanni is moving because of an affair his wife was having with the milkman!

I spoke to Erniesto "The" Naples milkman and he denies any knowledge of your conversation.

I have to admit mate, these posts are quite funny ( certainly consistant ) window cleaners, milkmen, do you know any postmen working abroad?

This is quite peculiar! I asked my Italian mate who Liverpool are gonna sign and he said to me "Va fa Napoli" and gestured with the middle finger of his both hands that we would sign two players. This has to mean something.

I was surprised that he told me because we left on bad terms last time I met him, because I told him that I didn't like pasta.

Jolly Red

Thats quite a poor attempt
you are no ian the high class window cleaner !

Wow... just the pick-me-up of the day, made me laugh cheers
JD Brooks

Lol lol lol comady gold ur mate whos MILKMAN in italy yes thats very beliveible isnt it
Shanio1 LOL

I also believe that said players did ACTUALLY leave notes for their milkman.
But it was just to add an extra pint of red top.
I can see how this might be misconstrued a moving to Liverpool. "Red" "Top" or Kop if you will.

Oh and Kenny's moving upstairs to make room for Steve Bruce's head

Oops he isnt a milkman
Shanio1

Someone believed it ha ha he's pulling your leg!

The amount of people who seem not to recognize this as humor both amuses and saddens me.

TSP

If there were any montages of the Wirral mentioned in this post, I may believe it!

U lied. Both are lactose intolerant.
Please dont come up with some made up stories and ruin this website. The truth is that their paperboy reported that subscriptions were terminated. Napoli paid him to hide the truth but he was just too honest for that.

True, they are off to the wirrall as they just signed for tranmere

'come to think of it he's not a milkman either' xD

For god sake i told u that in confidence I suppose ill get in troble now Chao Ernie the fastest milkman in naples

Iteresting coincidence that the list of unemployed nannies in Italy has swelled by two. IMMINENT!!

Some top class funny posts on here lately.Nice one mate!

Quality !! B

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