16 Jun 2025 22:36:18
Desperate scousewives appreciation post and plagiarism attempt:


Right, girls, settle in. You're not ready for this one.

So my cousin's mate's lash tech - the same one who once did Meghan Markle's old schoolmate - swears on her Dyson Airwrap that Cristian Romero's missus (María, or Marta, honestly the Scousewives group chat is torn) was seen browsing countertops in Formby and asking the bloke:

"Do these show wine stains? Cris loves a Malbec. "

? Wine stains? That's not something you worry about if you're staying in London, hun. Word is that Arne Slot - yes, the new boss man with the proper jawline and IKEA-meets-Pep aura - has been whispering sweet tactical nothings in Romero's direction.

Apparently Slot wants to "Slot in" ? a centre-back who actually loves defending and doesn't panic when a League Two winger fakes a cross. Romero's name keeps coming up, and the analytics lot have already crunched the numbers - "high duel win %, low vibes conceded" or whatever the nerds say.

BUT HERE'S WHERE IT GETS GOOD-

María was overheard at the fancy candle shop near Albert Dock saying:

"Cris likes Slot. He's calmer than Conte and way better dressed than Ange. "

Girls. She's been looking at schools in Mossley Hill, AND booked a trial spin class at that posh new place in Baltic where Trent's sister allegedly goes. The goss says she asked if there was a "wives' WhatsApp" she could be added to.

One of the girls said she caught her flipping through a House and Garden issue and whispering,

"If we're here by July, I'm doing the guest room in LFC grey and claret. "

Honestly - if we see Romero rocking up in a blacked-out G-Wagon with a Formby postcode on the dash, don't say we didn't call it. Arne's already ordered the tactical whiteboard. And María's booked brunch at Gusto like she already owns the place.

1.) 17 Jun 2025
16 Jun 2025 23:56:30
Good but no cigar.
There's only one true desperate scousewifes.

2.) 17 Jun 2025
17 Jun 2025 00:41:43
I'd still take it since there hasn't been a new episode of Desperate Scouse Wives in a while and I am hooked onto it. This is like the spin-off non-can on version of it. But who knows, this can be included into the canon if the big bosses feel like it ;)

3.) 17 Jun 2025
17 Jun 2025 05:25:06
Drac, there was another instalment yesterday - see below.

4.) 17 Jun 2025
17 Jun 2025 06:57:57
Yeah, kinda missed that update but I'm glad that I'm all caught up now. Hopefully we won't need to wait too long for the next one.