29 Jun 2020 06:43:09
Did I just read right further down the page? Trophy to be presented at Chelsea game on 18th birthday?

What a superb birthday present that will be 😄.

29 Jun 2020 08:09:39
Happy birthday to you, Shaq Attack, an original piece by Zoom.

Happy birthday to you
Happy birthday to you
Happy birthday dear shaq attack
Happy birthday to you.

I hope you enjoyed my little ditty and I will be contacting my publisher (a very bitter man) .

Of course it is not your birthday yet so all these tunes of harmony and joy are severely premature (not the only thing when it comes to me) but alas I wish you all the best for your festivities and I will be having a pint in your back garden at the crack of dawn on the fateful day if it's all the same to you.

You really could not ask for a better birthing day to see our mighty champs lift the long awaited title in style, enjoy.

29 Jun 2020 19:54:05
All birthday wishes and no thank you makes zoom a dull (nay (not like the horse) ) FURIOUS!

Hereeeeeeee's ZOOOOOOOMIEEEE.