23 Sep 2020 16:44:16
Zoom will NOT stand for being fat shamed you scrumptious young lad, however I'm as lean as they come due to my exceedingly good genetic code thank you very much and her nagging is actually in fact all because I stayed out all day on our anniversary just TWICE (and missed her sister's wedding because I was having a fumble with the father of the bride) the ungrateful swine

Zoom almighty,

23 Sep 2020 17:25:17
What has this forum come to? 🤣.

23 Sep 2020 17:27:05
Apologies did not mean to put this as a separate post.

23 Sep 2020 17:36:12
hahahahahahahahahahahahaha.

23 Sep 2020 18:03:39
Zoom you need to end every sentence after 10 or so words. And then skip a line every 5 lines or so, so that it looks like a paragraph. And having a subject to discuss is an additional bonus.

23 Sep 2020 18:04:24
Boom to the Zoom . love it, what a specimen.

23 Sep 2020 18:15:34
Alrighty then, I guess?

23 Sep 2020 18:40:19
ArAy, or should I say jeweler Jim back at it once again, you and me will come to blows over this you mark my words however I would really love to befriend you because you seem like a man of real character as a certain big nosed Brendan would way, will you do me the honour of becoming my Welsh xavi?

And trudie yes I am the finest of all specimens known to man or otherwise, you've got a real gem on your hands here hehe my old mucker.

23 Sep 2020 18:59:38
I’ve been doing some digging Zoom, she’s bang out of order.

Firstly, she ain’t got a sister

And a chicory tip concerning the latter . that was the son not the father.

23 Sep 2020 20:45:36
Zoom, have you heard of the phrases 'Too much detail' and 'When you're in a hole stop digging'?

23 Sep 2020 20:51:41
Zoom, my old friend, thanks but no thanks. I'm already in a highly blissful pairing, and I have no idea what being your Xavi entails, nor do I have the slightest curiosity to find out. Seems you need a Gattuso more than a Xavi. 😂.

23 Sep 2020 21:06:37
Yes indeed jeffy boy although I do hope that wasn't a sly subtle dig at me if you'll pardon the pun as the great Moses Beacon would say hoho you merry lad, as for the too much detail aspect I have neither any boundaries nor social skills so I hope that goes some way to explaining that, anyhow lads sorry for the digging and details as I say it wasnt meant to be a separate post just simply a reply on a previous topic, just trying to lighten everybody's days during these dark dark times (though not quite as dark as my troubled backstory and upbringing) and you could say I'm like marmite, everyone hates me.

24 Sep 2020 08:45:26
Marmite’s alright Zoom but I always preferred Bovril.

24 Sep 2020 10:42:36
Quality zoom, more of this please mate!

24 Sep 2020 11:09:35
The 5 rules to being Zoom's welsh xavi:

1. Must not be afraid of an occasional phasing here and there just to get you in line with my wicked ways.

2. Be prepared for all sorts of wacky shenanigans and hijinks where this fella is concerned

3. Be home no later than 8:30pm for a home cooked zoom meal and a warm embrace

4. NO flirting with other men OR women at ANY time or there will be consequence

5. Just have fun really, this is a no pressure kind of gig and if you're interested I don't want you walking on eggshells, however there are very strict rules and guidelines which you will need to adhere to or pay the ultimate price.