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22 May 2021 16:11:55
Keita injured again. Time to get as much as possible and cut him loose.

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22 May 2021 16:47:27
He’s not even a footballer. I’m sure he won a competition on the back of a cereal box or something and has just never left.

22 May 2021 17:02:39
He must have broken a finger nail groping some young filly again or snapped his banjo string on the job.

22 May 2021 17:03:43
He'll be world class next season when he gets over all these injuries.

- Keita Hype Squad.

22 May 2021 17:16:17
Makes you wonder how he manages to get injured when he never breaks a sweat.

22 May 2021 17:22:01
Hes probably our most expensive player ever per minute, if you worked out how much he’s cost the club in fee and wages compared to minutes played.

22 May 2021 17:26:38
With Keita it's actually easier to just assume he is injured, and only report it as "news" when he us fit.

I do have a niggling question though. If Aquilani, Kewell and Keita had a fight, who'd walk away from it? Not necessarily as the winner. Just able to walk in general.

22 May 2021 17:37:38
If Keita could pass a bit of skirt as well as he’s alleged to be able to pass a ball, he’d make a decent player.

22 May 2021 17:41:20
He apparently works as a builder in his spare time so it might be workplace accidents that keeping injuring him.

22 May 2021 17:54:52
Am I missing something but hasn’t he already been injured for the last few weeks?

22 May 2021 18:04:26
VVVV 😂😂😂.

22 May 2021 18:17:06
Banjo string Lol, I heard it was his Biffins Bridge :)

22 May 2021 18:40:41
Kloppers he was back training and got injured again.

22 May 2021 19:01:43
How to sell an injured player?

22 May 2021 19:27:16
It was a rogue finger nail in his hogs eye.

22 May 2021 19:33:21
Caveat Emptor Akira.

22 May 2021 19:43:39
Even Alison has out scored him this season.

22 May 2021 19:45:17
Just boot him out biggest flop we’ve ever signed.

23 May 2021 08:36:00
Keita is injured. In other news, gambling is legal in Vegas.







 

 

 
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