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25 Apr 2022 23:38:55
Just reflecting on if someone had said to me back in July how the last 8 months would pan out.

'Ok, C.V. football has been a bit rubbish, so we're going to give you the perfect football season to make up for it. Let's get to the heart of it first - you're going to win everything this season: all 4. The lot. '

' hell, seriously? '

'Yeah. But that's not all. Everton will appoint and then sack Rafa Benitez, appoint a failing Frank Lampard and find themselves in the relegation zone at the start of May. Man United will sink into a spiral of mediocrity and terminal corporate failure and sack their club legend in November and replace him with an anonymous European. In the meantime Liverpool will win every game in the Champions League group stage, exact sweet revenge on Simeone, score 4 at Goodison, score 5 at Old Trafford, win twice in six weeks at Arsenal, your reserve goalie will score the winning pen in a cup final, and we'll give you a straightforward Champions League knockout draw against Benfica in the quarters then Villareal in the semis. The final itself looks like an expensive pain in the arse to get to, in Russia, so we'll get it moved across to Paris instead'.

'**** me, where do I sign up? '

'Well that's actually not all. The European draw is a little bit too winnable so let's have a few big European nights in there to spice it up. Let's beat the Spanish champions on their own ground, and have a party night in one of the great iconic grounds of Europe. You played in Madrid quite a bit recently, Barcelona are rubbish right now and you won in Munich the other year, so let's throw in a win in the San Siro . in fact, yeah, let's say two. Let's have 2 wins in the San Siro in the same season. In fact you'll have more away wins in Milan than Everton will manage in England all season! '

'**** me. Can I retire now? '

'Hang on, hang on . the phones going'.


'Divock wants a word. '.

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26 Apr 2022 01:08:00
Excellent and hilarious. And nobody could have imagined all this at the beginning of the season. It really has been one hell of a ride, and still yet to finish. Fingers crossed.

26 Apr 2022 06:39:25
Brilliant post 👏👏.

{Ed001's Note - I agree, that is a great post.}

26 Apr 2022 07:24:56
Class myrtle!

26 Apr 2022 08:06:12
Great read Mrtyle.

26 Apr 2022 08:07:55

26 Apr 2022 07:10:15
Brilliant post! I was watching Jurgen fist pump after the Everton game and couldn't stop smiling. What an absolute legend. My favourite liveepool manager in my living memory and I'm 42.

26 Apr 2022 10:48:33
Fantastic post Myrtle!

26 Apr 2022 11:17:51
Brilliant post Myrtle!

26 Apr 2022 11:51:18
Great post Mrtyle. This season couldn't be more "opposite" to last season's nightmare. Here's hoping we can keep these performances and results going until we run out of games.

26 Apr 2022 12:16:56
Thanks for the wittiest post I've read on here for a while I'll be guessing your from the south end?

26 Apr 2022 12:58:58
Iron Man, I’ve been in Myrtle Beach SOuth Carolina for 14 years…must say I don’t miss the weather back home.

26 Apr 2022 15:18:43
We were thinking of stopping there a few years ago but went further south to Savannah and Tybee island. Looks a beautiful place though mate.

26 Apr 2022 19:35:45
Nice vacation spot as well, OP.



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