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10 Jul 2024 13:11:44
We do tend to have to wait for players to realise they aren’t wanted by other clubs before they are willing to sign for us. It does feel like we shop at happy shopper sometimes. Another strange thing is how few DM’s and RW’s there are out there and typical they are the positions we need most.



10 Jul 2024 13:51:08
Bit like Virg, Alisson, Keita (ended badly for us, but he was very hot property when we bought him, wanted by a lot of top clubs), Szoboslai and others right?

They only came to Liverpool cos we were the only girl left at the party, shyly peering at them over a cocktail sausage, right?

Troll or small child - take your pick.



10 Jul 2024 14:55:58
Snooze. Just scrolling straight past a lot of these posts now. Well, except right now I’ve stopped to type this reply lol. I swear there are multiple accounts run by the same person. We seem to have days of one user posting random barbs about “x” player. And then there days where it’s another user but the theme of the new posts are similar. lol anyways.

Tend to just scroll through and find a post that has a reply from ed1 or ed2 then I’ll stop to read.

Sorry ed25 I do stop to read you too but I’ll do that mainly to stop for a laugh at your banter ?.



{Ed025's Note - and what better reason can you have Faith?.. :)

10 Jul 2024 15:36:07
Faith, you typed a few too many letters at the end of your last sentence, you should remove "r banter" and it will read correctly.

Luv u Billy!



{Ed025's Note - well i am a loveable guy Zed.. :)

10 Jul 2024 15:54:48
You guys are too much, lol (you as well, Ed25, lol) . Maybe the "Chief Scout" should take a break from all these absolute statements he makes and actually post something we can actually debate. Just an honest request.



10 Jul 2024 16:31:15
I enjoy having Ed025 around. It's kinda reassuring to know that I'm not the dimmest bulb on this page ;)



{Ed025's Note - thanks Drac, looks like i will have postpone my application to MENSA then mate.. :)

10 Jul 2024 16:41:47
Ed025 i don’t know how you edit this pages everyday honestly mate. I’d be pulling my hair out.

Maybe we can have these constant trolling posts on the “other page”. I wouldn’t call this endless trolling “banter”.



{Ed025's Note - a lot dont know what real banter is Navy...its a dying art mate, im on here mainly to avoid decorating.. :)

10 Jul 2024 17:12:32
Love it Drac!

So you're making our lives brighter rather than your front room, eh Billy?

Hope the harem forgive you!



{Ed025's Note - only one of them left these days Zed, and she thinks what i do on here is my real job mate...shes still waiting for her wages.. :)

10 Jul 2024 18:34:47
Ed25 you definitely bring the banter mate. Keep putting off the decorating… at least until the end of the transfer window for all our sanity!



{Ed025's Note - i will have to Navy...i know sod all about football mate.. :)

10 Jul 2024 18:37:18
ed25, then you shouldn't be surprised when she packs up and leaves. At the point, she would be the "One that got away".



{Ed025's Note - im a massive catch Oli so thats not likely to happen mate.. :)

10 Jul 2024 18:41:50
Oli, that's wishful thinking. A leopard never loses it's spots.

Ed025 is simply the coolest guy around, with the hardest Teflon skin without a doubt.



{Ed025's Note - i tend not to take things personally ArAy...unless someone has a go at Jordan Pickford mate.. :)

10 Jul 2024 19:15:22
Ed025. I don't know who this Pickford fella is. But I think you could be referring to the "Reckless Feckless Assassin" is it? ?.



{Ed025's Note - no ArAy, its the mild mannered shrinking violet who plays in goal for the potential European champions mate.. :)

10 Jul 2024 19:43:26
I have to join this love in and say that I personally love ED025s banter.



{Ed025's Note - cheers mate..

 
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