28 Jan 2025 23:28:20
Eds I was taking the dog for a walk on Sunday (yellow Labrador) and I thought I go past the local football pitches where there were a couple of games going on. Some would say I should put her on a lead in such circumstances but she hardly ever goes on the pitch and only occasionally chases the ball so I thought I’d risk it. Anyway, I digress.
There was a fella who played for the away team who played in blue and white striped shirts, white shorts and white socks with a blue band around the top. This guy was a tad overweight and went by the name of Johnno.
Anyway he’s picked the ball up 35 yards out bumbled forward 10 yards, barging a defender out of the way and hit and absolute screamer into the top right bin! Honestly it was one of the best goals you’ll ever see in pub football!
Anyway my question is, do we have any interest?
28 Jan 2025 23:31:46
we don't have a player who doesn't work hard for the team but can put the goal in the net. sign him up!
29 Jan 2025 01:24:13
I have an interest in your dog, it sounds awesome.
29 Jan 2025 03:05:10
Beckers the lad you’re talking about has already played for us. He put similar performances in for Blackpool and we signed him off the back of it
Never really worked out and he left after a year.
29 Jan 2025 05:06:09
@Faithinworks, we used to have Jan Molby who moved only within 4 sqm of field.
29 Jan 2025 08:42:43
Pretty sure that would have been my older brother, fatty Burke. He's a toffee, no chance he'll sign. Sign on maybe.
29 Jan 2025 09:02:45
Lee Kuan. Jan Molby was one of the best passers of the ball I've ever seen!
(I'd also suggest he was partial to a fry up or five! )
29 Jan 2025 09:32:06
Lol, had to dig deep into archives to find that one.
29 Jan 2025 09:55:23
I just wish he hadn’t taken his shirt off for the celebration! The dog is still traumatised!
29 Jan 2025 11:35:59
You should always keep your dog on a lead in public.
29 Jan 2025 11:37:26
Jan Molby was a great player though, as 2Shoes says, honestly one of the best passers of the ball we have ever had.
29 Jan 2025 12:03:18
He actually took his "SHORTS" off to show him his "Beckers pecker"
Not wanting to embarrass you further "Miss" "BP" but there is a rumour circulating that you actually "sit down" on the toilet seat, it's that little!
29 Jan 2025 13:57:42
Thanks 007 I wouldn’t expect anything else from you.
And Babbity thanks for the tip but I’ll completely ignore it if it’s all the same to you. There are plenty of people I could mention that should be kept on a lead before my dog should.
29 Jan 2025 16:19:45
"Woof" - "Woof"