14 Aug 2025 09:22:55
I think all credit for the YLFP transfer should go to Davy Sulls for speaking it in to existence not any so called ITK's.
The power of suggestion is strong in you my friend ?.
14 Aug 2025 09:50:41
Agreed well done Davy.
14 Aug 2025 09:52:50
I'm in total agreement - here, here, Davey. The acronym's ironic roots that he massaged through should also not be forgotten to those here who lack a sense of humour. Don't worry, even great gags have a shelf life. Now off to get my shirt printed. . . . . .
14 Aug 2025 09:53:46
As long as I get 30 percent of the shirt sales of "YLFP" that will be thanks enough.
I have no doubt that he will be a massive success and become a club legend.
Next will into existence is a 99 point / 33 win season. Going to happen. Starting tomorrow.
33 wins to go right now. Count down begins.
14 Aug 2025 10:03:50
Sources familiar with the matter insist Richard Hughes is immune to conventional persuasion, yet - ever mindful of the unpredictable - has taken the prophylactic step of embedding Derren Brown at the AXA.
Brown’s remit, as understood, is not to bedazzle supporters or unsettle opponents, but to ensure Hughes remains a strategic singularity: unreadable, untouchable, and - ideally - unpredictable even to himself.
In practice, this has manifested as shuffled parking to destabilise the squad’s muscle memory; invisible cones that demand drills be completed entirely from recall; and pre-whistle kick-offs, in which Brown’s hypnotic suggestion sees Liverpool steal a 27-second advantage before opponents realise play has begun.
Training is now conducted on a vanishing whiteboard, which appears blank unless you’re wearing the designated scarf-ownership of which changes without notice. An unconfirmed report even mentions the installation of a “floor 3.5” between the gym and offices, known internally as the Decision Zone.
Hughes’ reasoning remains unspoken, though one staffer summarised it simply: “If you never know what’s real, you can’t be wrong. ”.
14 Aug 2025 10:18:58
He's too busy too reply at the moment, he's on his recliner puffing away on the finest Cuban cigar!
14 Aug 2025 10:45:36
No draws next season, Davey?
Right, I'll lay the draw in every League game and send you 30% of any profits.
Well, I said it to FORNAX to send it to you, mate.
14 Aug 2025 10:46:53
100 point season, minimum. Must be at least 1 draw in that other 5 games Davey.
14 Aug 2025 10:47:50
If Davy could suggest a threesome between me, Sydney Sweeney and Ana de Aramas it would be much appreciated. Thanks.
14 Aug 2025 11:07:50
Is it a coincidence that Wirtz's middle name is Richard?
14 Aug 2025 11:45:51
No draws? We going commando all season? save washing I suppose.
14 Aug 2025 11:53:23
I'll settle for 99 points anyway we get them.
Draws count as a win when we get 3
So if we draw our first game it will be 32 and 2/ 3 wins to go
Current status:
Target: 33 wins
No of wins: 0
Wins to target: 33
Games remaining: 38
I will update after every game until target is met. And it will be met.
SO IT HAS BEEN WRITTEN!
14 Aug 2025 13:46:53
Dave’s! Did you just will and uttered something into existence? Because if you did…. In the beginning was the word. Does that mean you are…. Gasp!
14 Aug 2025 14:49:12
He's not the messiah, he's a very naughty boy.