16 May 2026 17:18:14
In last night's post-match presser Slot said he was missing 9 first-team players, does anybody know if he's found them yet?
{Ed001's Note - maybe he left them behind in Holland?}
16 May 2026 17:30:01
You know that the 2 first team players he has are: Gakpo and Mac
If we gave Slot 11 Gakpo's, he'd probably orgasm.
16 May 2026 17:33:42
I'll give Slot this, you can always rely on him to come up with some excuse or other.
16 May 2026 17:34:17
Maybe they are in the dressing room because it looks like he's lost that too.
16 May 2026 17:34:44
And said they were starters most of the time...
Starters of what I don't know... But even we started with 20 players, we'd still be crap and outrun by everyone.
16 May 2026 18:47:59
Victor, believe it or not, Slot is top of the excuses league and already secured CL football months ago with his excuses about wind and low blocks. We should start a poll for our favourite Slot excuse.
I liked the wind one. Or the one when he said that other teams weren't playing the way he wanted them to, so he didn't know what to do lol. That was a cracker.
16 May 2026 18:53:50
I mean he's had basically had Macca, Szobo, Grav, Gakpo, Kerkez, VVD and until very recently Salah available all season.
What is he chatting?
16 May 2026 20:28:39
Maybe he meant 9 first team players were missing in action?
That's certainly true.