23 Aug 2025 00:27:41
Lads Ed’s will check me on this years ago i told ye me mates a chauffeur! he’d a drive booked! ( long ago it was Luis Suarez because of his visa blah blah ) met him earlier in Dublin airport (he’s a Chelsea fan) but says jay I’ve a drive for that (I’ll say company) on Wednesday! He hasn’t a clue who yet only only the day and time will follow!
Now I know it’s not Isak but Rodrygo?
23 Aug 2025 01:35:00
Erm. I’m not sure what that’s all about Jay. Where is the driver coming from and why is it not Isak but could be Rodrygo?
I understood Lads, but the rest of it got me completely lost.
Thanks for sharing though ;-)
23 Aug 2025 05:35:33
It’s a nice rumour on a rumours site Robbo. Which bit didn’t you understand? I.
23 Aug 2025 06:37:43
I think Robbo was on the “wreck the hoose juice” last night.
23 Aug 2025 06:48:47
Lovely stuff Jay dub, these rumours are the best ones for me. I'd still be quite confused if we went for Rodrygo and Isak.
Personally think it needs to be one or the other (assuming Rodrygo is comfortable through the centre too!? )
I'd prefer to spend big bucks on Wharton and Isak if we have the money.
23 Aug 2025 07:13:37
I'm with Robbo, most of those words just need to be put in the right order.
Hope we steer clear of Rodrygo if that's what you're getting at!?
Mainly because I don't want Liverpool giving Real Madrid a single penny!
23 Aug 2025 07:46:50
So breaking down this rumour. We’ve got a taxi driver in Dublin who once picked up Suarez = Rodrygo signing for Liverpool
Pretty much nailed on if you ask me Jay ?.
23 Aug 2025 08:21:09
Not a clue. Am guessing you’re had a few beers.
23 Aug 2025 08:25:31
This is a Finnegan's Wake rumour - needs scholarly analysis to break down the Joycean message hidden within. Love it. Ignore it at your peril.
Rave on, John Donne.
23 Aug 2025 08:56:53
A rough translation:-
Gentlemen, the editors will be able to double check my claims. A few years ago a chauffeur acquaintance of mine picked up Luis Suarez, the dracula-esque Luis had been in Dublin due to Visa issues.
That same Chauffeur will be on a similar endeavour this coming Wednesday.
With the likelihood of Dublin being used due to Visa restrictions Jay believes this points to Rodrygo as the potential mystery client.
23 Aug 2025 09:09:24
delvecs - 4 layers of meaning, none of which are decipherable by anyone other than academics with a PHD in prose.
23 Aug 2025 09:18:36
Judy Finnegan?
23 Aug 2025 09:42:15
No the man’s a private chauffeur! Years ago he got a job and it turned out to be Luis Suarez and he drove him around in Dublin while a visa was being sorted (don’t ask me why that has to happen)! But the same chap said he’s after been booked by the same company acquiring the exact same service! He said it’s a footballer didn’t and couldn’t say who but it’s for the same thing!
It’s for LFC!
I’m only suggesting would it be Rodrygo as I’ve no clue who else it would be?
Sorry for the bit of jumble in the original post I got a bit excited ?.
23 Aug 2025 09:52:02
I mean it's not that hard to understand. Jay was talking to someone who works for a high end chauffeur company, who obviously drives celebs etc. He has a job on Wednesday driving somebody, The fact he doesn't know who, or where makes him think its being kept hush so a top footballer for transfer dealings. he's making a guess its Rodrygo.
23 Aug 2025 10:05:05
Thanks Erni that makes a bit more sense.
Endothepier, I’m not sure how you can read my post and Jay Dubs post and deduce it’s me who’s been drinking?
It’s a great rumour thanks Jay Dub just try posting in English next time. Or not. Up to you I guess, keep ‘em coming.
23 Aug 2025 10:16:40
He’ll explain it to you at 10pm robbo.
23 Aug 2025 10:28:14
I understood the original. It's an Irish thing. Not fully legible to those outside the 26. Drive her on Jay Dub! ???.
23 Aug 2025 10:36:14
While visas are being sorted we send prospective signings to Dublin for a drive around?
What a weird service.
23 Aug 2025 10:43:32
With the price of taxis in Dublin if rodrigo there for few days lfc won't be able to afford the transfer fee!
23 Aug 2025 10:53:50
I’m not saying this is a nailed on rumour but I appreciate the post. Not all of it makes sense to me.
Isak should already have a work visa so wouldn’t need to be in RoI “until he gets a visa sorted”.
That’s why I understood it shouldn’t be Isak.
Doesn’t mean Isak isn’t signing and I’m not sure why it has to be Liverpool, surely other clubs could use this service?
Have we got a visa for YLFP yet?
23 Aug 2025 10:54:02
Needs more Irish on here. Everyone should go to Oireland. “Oh I’d love to go! ” It amazes me when people say that and it's only 49 quid on a plane. This country!
23 Aug 2025 10:56:02
I understand the original clearly, Robbo. Was guessing why you couldn’t :)
23 Aug 2025 12:19:06
I appreciate a good chauffeur based rumour but it seems as they only end up opening doors and driving people around the bend.
23 Aug 2025 12:23:28
If anyone says top'o'da'mornin'to'ya I'm off.
23 Aug 2025 12:54:32
Thanks Jay, the original made sense to me but then I’m part Irish so ?.
23 Aug 2025 13:06:21
Could it be Fofana?
23 Aug 2025 15:36:43
To paraphrase Olsen Johnson from Blazing Saddles…
I’m particularly glad that the younger generation were here today to read that rumour. Not only was it authentic frontier gibberish, it expressed a courage little seen in this day and age.
23 Aug 2025 17:03:40
Endo, I think that's what puts me off.
23 Aug 2025 17:29:42
As Philo would say; "Is there anybody here with any Irish in them?, Is there any of the girls who'd like a little more Irish in them? "! ??????????????????.
23 Aug 2025 19:19:12
Isn't a taxi driver just a chauffeur? Do the same job haha.