14 Jan 2018 11:18:39
My brothers ex bird owns a house clearance shop in toxteth and sells second hand furniture to housing associations that give housing to the poor.
She just caled him to say that an old bedford luton van turned up this morning and out jumped keita and griezmann looking for some furniture for their new houses in toxteth. Keita bought a large wardrobe for his extensive clothes collection and me brothers ex bird threw in a bin bag of old ladys dresses in case rooney comes over to stay.
Griezmann purchased a fake leather couch for £40 after bargaining it down from £50 as the white stains put him off a bit, and he also bought a couple of bedside lights as apparently he likes a good romantic novel to read before he goes to sleep.
My brothers ex bird promsied them to keep it themselves, but she was so excited by the news she called him straight away.
They both helped her load their purchases onto the luton and tipped her a fiver for keeping it quiet.


1.) 14 Jan 2018
14 Jan 2018 11:41:44
Your the new peter Kay you lad your gona go far I can see it now 🤨.


2.) 14 Jan 2018
14 Jan 2018 11:46:08
Haha brilliant 😂.


3.) 14 Jan 2018
14 Jan 2018 12:27:37
There's some right sensitive snowflakes on here.


4.) 14 Jan 2018
14 Jan 2018 12:42:24
Excellent Sandon mate😁.


5.) 14 Jan 2018
14 Jan 2018 13:11:36
Not havin that mate, why’s his ex getting in touch with him. Was believable until that point, gutted now.


6.) 14 Jan 2018
14 Jan 2018 14:06:30
Class 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻.