13 Jul 2016 17:14:15
Big Sam manager of England.
no player under six foot in height
no player who wears less than size twelve boots
no player who prefers to pass the ball rather than hoof it as far forward as possible OMG.


1.) 13 Jul 2016
13 Jul 2016 17:33:32
At least we won't have to go to the farce of the next two World Cup's if he is in charge. Glass half full and all that.


2.) 13 Jul 2016
13 Jul 2016 17:41:09
Andy Carroll, Troy Deeney, Ryan Shawcross and Lee Catamole are delighted.


3.) 13 Jul 2016
13 Jul 2016 17:44:42
Hopefully he sees four years and we can dodge Qatar as well.


4.) 13 Jul 2016
13 Jul 2016 18:00:58
Well he couldn't do much worse than the previous managers. Who knows, he might surprise!


5.) 13 Jul 2016
13 Jul 2016 18:01:34
Could we do any worse though? I'm no fan but at least he'd shout at them and mean it.


6.) 13 Jul 2016
13 Jul 2016 18:28:39
Well, at least he would get England playing the way they are more suited for.


7.) 13 Jul 2016
13 Jul 2016 18:38:18
I'm no fan of big Sam but things can't get much worse and I don't think he will tolerate much BS from the prima donnas.


8.) 13 Jul 2016
13 Jul 2016 18:42:31
I don't understand why Eddie Howe hasn't at least been considered. At least his Bournemouth team play football that's watchable. All the other candidates play hoof ball by the looks of it.


9.) 13 Jul 2016
13 Jul 2016 19:51:38
I would quite like to see Eddie Howe as England manager.


10.) 13 Jul 2016
13 Jul 2016 20:32:42
Brendan Rodgers won't be lasting very long up at Celtic by the looks of it 😂😂 could be worth a call.


11.) 13 Jul 2016
13 Jul 2016 20:43:03
Some great quotes from him at least. "I won’t ever be going to a top-four club because I’m not called Allardici, just Allardyce. ”

Got him the England job anyway.


12.) 13 Jul 2016
13 Jul 2016 20:48:12
Andy Carroll must be made up. Guaranteed a call up!


13.) 14 Jul 2016
14 Jul 2016 08:20:34
At least we won't have to worry about players getting injured on England duty, Big Sam hates us so much he probably won't pick any from LFC ;-)


14.) 14 Jul 2016
14 Jul 2016 12:27:18
If he's in the running then Tony Pulis should be given a chance too.