11 May 2023 14:53:25
Does anyone really know who we are after? The club has been pretty good at keeping things quiet for a while now. Seems to me that players will get announced as soon as the season is over, and that they may not be as predictable as people think.
Mount is surely going to stay at CFC. He's a chav at heart.

1.) 11 May 2023
11 May 2023 16:59:35
Alexis Mac Allaister (CM) believing he is Gary Mcallaister's son, klopp thought it would be a good omen to bring this guy in. After discovering there was a space, they decided to review videos more. Turns out that went well and so klopp is still chasing.

Bellingham (CM) Klopp is still sending love letters to his dad.

Ugarte (CM) klopp was told to pay the whole f**king release clause. Klopps response to Sporting "did you ever hear of a oxlade chamberlain? I have one you for you if you reduce price? " Sporting director is now googling what an oxlade chamberlain is.

Thuram (CM) no. Not that one. His retired. No. Not that one either. That's his brother. There you go. That's the one. Klopp is very interested.

Gravenberch (CM), so there was this meeting. Apparently Jose Enrique was there for some reason. There was tasty plate of sandwiches, some fresh juice drinks, a delicious Apple tart and somewhere during that fine lunch klopp bought Gravenberch.

Mount (nobody knows his position) : with pressure mounting, klopp declared an interest.

Gvardiol (CB beast) : stop making the eyes at me, I ll stop making the eyes at you.

Ndicka (CB) Free transfer. Need I say more. We are very very interested.

Backup goalie (GK) every mediocre goal keeper you can think of is in play. Klopp threw a dart at a board of goalies and it landed on some van DER buggy guy from belgium.

Firmino (CF) klopp has been tracking his progress closely for years. He has watched every training session of his.

Manu Kone (DM) his first name is Man U. That ended our interest.

RC Lens Entire team - Klopp has taken a fancy to the entire Lens team. Expect 3-5 signings from this club alone.


There will of course be more. But I'm tired now.

2.) 11 May 2023
11 May 2023 17:18:29
Great stuff Davey ??.

3.) 11 May 2023
11 May 2023 17:30:55
I saw Bellingham to Madrid confirmation just don't recall the site.

4.) 11 May 2023
11 May 2023 17:48:47
Enjoyed that Davey ?.

5.) 11 May 2023
11 May 2023 18:28:01
Goal. com has published today that Bellingham has agreed personal terms with Madrid. That means nothing settled yet between the clubs. And that site is hardly reliable. I've seen contradicting stories printed on the same day, regularly.

6.) 11 May 2023
11 May 2023 18:28:21
Nice one, Davey!

7.) 11 May 2023
11 May 2023 18:35:09
I enjoyed that too, thanks.

8.) 11 May 2023
11 May 2023 18:41:49
Very good Davey - though you didn’t mention the number 81, are you feeling ok?

9.) 11 May 2023
11 May 2023 20:20:46
71 1jj. Never forget it. 3 wins to go.

10.) 11 May 2023
11 May 2023 21:07:08
Brilliant one, Davey. You're killing it right now, I must admit.

11.) 11 May 2023
11 May 2023 21:37:32
I always showed a lot of promise Oli but these last few weeks have been my breakout in my posting game.

12.) 12 May 2023
12 May 2023 15:24:10
The force in young Davey strong is right now.