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10 Aug 2017 14:37:32
How true is the interest in Luan? Heard we was interested at the beginning of the window and apparently he didn't want to leave, but now he is looking for a move and Liverpool are readying a bid.

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1.) 10 Aug 2017 14:54:51
How do you ready a bid?
Plug in the fax machine and wait for it to reach optimal temperature?


2.) 10 Aug 2017 15:02:40
I believe Ed said it's not out of the question but not highly likely. This in a response to a general question around some of the old targets. outside chance only.


3.) 10 Aug 2017 15:03:51
I think you buy some ''BidReady' mix and add water and just leave to set.


4.) 10 Aug 2017 16:09:43
You must put the bid in it's finest clothes, polish it's shoes and make it a packed lunch.


5.) 10 Aug 2017 16:57:09
In order for a bid to be accepted you must:
1: Dress it up as well as you can (especially if it is designed to take the p! $$ out of selling club
2: Tell the world and his wife you are making a bid in order to keep your own fans happy
3: Tell parties agent that they will receive massive waste for the transfer- instruct them to get it done
4: Get the papyrus and fountain pen out as apparently all this electronic tech is too much for the oldsters at the FA
5: Have the Babbelcopter at the ready
6: Inform press of when photoshoot os going to be

All the above are mandatory

At some point, those of a disillusioned persuasion may actually speak to the other club to enquire about talking to the player- this is optional.


6.) 10 Aug 2017 18:04:30
You left out the part where you reach an agreement with the player before contacting the club.


 

 

 

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14 Jul 2017 06:58:48
Sorry I meant back on. apparently we have hired a football lawyer to support us in an attempt to get him.

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