31 Jul 2025 13:09:49
BREAKING NEWS: Isac wants to join but Newcastle are apparently making it difficult because they don’t want to lose their star striker without having a viable replacement or two secured first. In other news, bears have been seen defecating in forested areas, and the Pope’s religious status has just been confirmed.
31 Jul 2025 15:00:25
What about Isak, DS15? He's the one we're more interested in.
{Ed001's Note - Isak is busy blessing the Pope at the moment Zed. That's how we got his religious status confirmed.}
31 Jul 2025 15:46:43
Isn't Pope the Newcastle goalkeeper?