20 Aug 2026 08:09:49
Just spoke to my mate who I know who is involved in Scandinavia. He said flat pack furniture is alright but don’t expect it to last. Also the meatballs in gravy is a proper tradition and it would be good if we could merge it with British food so you can have Yorkshire puddings with it.
Said that’s a great idea, everyone loves Yorkshire puddings. Nothing to add on the transfer front, he doesn’t even like football so I didn’t bother asking. He started singing The Winner Takes it All by Abba and then walked off.
Number 21 pending? Read into that what you will.
20 Aug 2026 08:45:51
Why do Swedish battleships have barcodes on their hulls?
So they can Scan-di-navi-in.
I'll get my coat.
20 Aug 2026 09:03:14
MK, Stick to detailed player analysis, you're bloody good at that! x
20 Aug 2026 09:39:56
MK, just told my Yorkshire mate your joke. He said "nor-way that's a good one".
20 Aug 2026 10:56:25
A giant Yorkshire filled with Scandi meatballs, gravy and that lovely berry sauce, I'm all for it.