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30 Jun 2025 11:21:33
I've got a 6 year old Cuban cigar waiting to be smoked. was going to smoke it after we won the league, but hold on. should I wait a bit longer until we win the champions league. or smoke half now, and have the rest after next season . decisions decisions.

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30 Jun 2025 11:44:24
Definitely don't don't smoke half, it'll ruin the flavour and dry it out, best smoking it on one enjoyable session!
I recommend saving it and smoking it once we wrap up the league next season!

30 Jun 2025 11:49:51
I'd buy a few more Robby, something tells me your going to need them.

30 Jun 2025 11:54:59
Please tell me you're keeping it in a humidor or it'll already be ruined!

30 Jun 2025 11:57:08
Robby, don't leave it too long - I've got some dried out 18 year old cubans (kept in a drawer, NOT a humidor! ) . I'm scared to light them in case they singe my face!

30 Jun 2025 13:17:15
I wouldn't be letting us all know, you've got dried out 18 year old Cubans, around the place Zeddicus!

30 Jun 2025 13:46:39
It's OK, I'm in therapy for that now.

30 Jun 2025 14:25:52
Is there something we should know Z?

30 Jun 2025 14:33:08
Zed means his Cuban heel boots.

I smoke King Edward's but only if the Missus has any left over from doing a pan of Scouse.

30 Jun 2025 15:46:09
It's not an issue, Flash. They are very small 18yo Cubans who live in a drawer.

30 Jun 2025 15:48:03
Rigsby, reminds me of a Lenny Henry sketch from one of his feature length videos from the 90s.

He's in Jamaica with a friend (apparently a VERY white friend - albinos used to come up to him and ask if he was feeling OK! ) trying to buy weed from a crossing guard.

Punchline was "it might be pure, but it's cabbage! "

30 Jun 2025 19:48:03
Just smoke it if that's your thing. Waiting for something to happen which will give you pleasure, regardless, and the chance of it never happening, but the procedure would give you pleasure, regardless, is silly.

I bought my dad a bottle of Bruichladdich whisky which was distilled in 1972 and said he'd better drink it or I'll come and drink it myself.

It's pointless. even if you're rich. Buy consumable stuff as an asset. pointless. Just smoke/ eat/ drink it. That's what it's made for.





 

 

 
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