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25 Sep 2026 22:18:22
Well the next PL game at Anfield going to be tasty, that's for sure!!



25 Sep 2026 22:33:53
Can't wait, KPee.



25 Sep 2026 22:54:03
I believe we'll win that you know.



25 Sep 2026 22:55:15
I'm thinking of getting some Everton fans to teach me how to really boo loudly.



26 Sep 2026 00:56:44
I think it deserves a song to greet them - come on your lyricists, get cracking.



26 Sep 2026 02:10:08

To the tune of Money by Pink Floyd



Money

Get away

You get a good team with better players and you′re okay

Money

It's a gas

Grab that cash with both hands and make a stash



New keeper, right back, midfield and star striker

Think I′ll buy me a league title



Money

Get looks

I'm alright, Jack, keep your hands off my books



Money

It's a hit

Don′t give me that do goody good bulls***



I′m in the champions league

And I think I need a Lear jet



Money

It's a crime

Spend it fairly, but hide those dodgy deals



Money

So they say

Is the root of all evil today



But if you ask for a striker

It's no surprise that we will find a way

A way, a way, a way

A way, a way, a way



outro

I was in the right

Yes, absolutely in the right

I certainly was in the right

Yeah, I was definitely in the right, 115 charges are BS



{Ed666's Note - super effort Carlos mate!

26 Sep 2026 02:31:20
Snappy!



26 Sep 2026 06:15:55
sung in the style of 10 green bottles.

115 charges of cheating sitting on your file,
115 charges of cheating sitting on your file,
And if one charge should be confirmed,
There'll be 114 charges sitting on your file.

and continue!!



26 Sep 2026 09:12:13
Just shout "cheat, cheat, cheat" anytime a cheaty player gets the ball.



{Ed025's Note - its not the players that cheated though Mikey..

26 Sep 2026 09:33:36
To the tune of "you fat b*****":

"You cheating b*******".

Unimaginative, but to the point.



26 Sep 2026 09:57:45
I'm with you there, Ed. Good morning to you.



{Ed025's Note - and a very good morning to you Rome mate..

26 Sep 2026 11:21:17
Sorry ed025 I have no sympathy at all for the players I'm afraid. They joined fully aware that they are joining a cheating club. They are only there because city offered them ridiculous signing on fees, wages and agent fees. So they are fair game as well for me.



{Ed025's Note - all players sign for the money Mikey and winning stuff is a bonus mate, or do you think the likes of Barcola would have signed for Liverpool if he was not offered £70m for his 5 year stint?, its just the way it is im afraid..

 
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