23 Sep 2026 13:56:19
Hi Eds
I've just finished a kick about in the garden with my 4 year old - I recorded it all and seen that I won 127 duels, 86 dribbles and scored 48 goals before he started crying and went back in the house.
Given our midfield is so atrocious and people seem to be obsessed with stats I wanted to ask if the club b are looking at me and I need to give my puma kings a bit of a polish.
I think my stats are mustard and I once scored a penalty for St Francis under 13's at Hartlepool's Victoria ground when I was 11 so no problems playing in front of big crowds.
{Ed025's Note - bring your boots for the next game CH...you are in instead of Wirtz mate.. :)
23 Sep 2026 16:52:55
Will be great signing Ed, he's also homegrown.
23 Sep 2026 17:39:32
Nowhere near enough dribbles at 4! Up the napping.
23 Sep 2026 18:45:58
How far did he run in km?
23 Sep 2026 19:38:23
Does your son have any Spanish blood? Because that's poor for four thanks mick miller ?.
23 Sep 2026 20:43:01
My Dad told me that Mick Miller joke tonight, Avitohyes.
He was a decent footballer in his time, I believe; Mick not my Dad. A goalkeeper. I think he played for Port Vale.
23 Sep 2026 20:48:27
Cheers Ed - they say imitation is the highest form of flattery so here goes
Hmmmmmm ?.
{Ed025's Note - love it CH..
24 Sep 2026 04:17:53
Don't forget to put dubbing on your boots too.
{Ed025's Note - showing your age there KD..
24 Sep 2026 06:29:48
Everton will snap you up crazy horse ask edd 25 he is an agent for the blues.
{Ed025's Note - our midfield is very strong at the minute IWBR so he may struggle to get minutes mate, but there is another local side who are desperate for someone who can track back and tackle and also has legs, i will pass his name on to Chris Dowling.. :)