11 Nov 2025 23:48:31
*Urgent Press Conference Today at "High Noon":
Jurgen Kop appointed Director of Football with immediate effect.
Stevie G. appointed Head First Team Coach with immediate effect.
A 4-4-2 Diamond playing system will be implemented, there is nobody in world football who knows the diamond system more than Stevie G as he was the architect of it.
Eki-Isak to form a brand new centre forward twin pairing, similar to Rush and Dalglish.
Two Centre Backs will be signed during the January window from Salah's transfer to the Saudi League.
Arne TEN Slot and Van Broke-US like the last International break to go to Ibiza for PERMANENT gardening leave together with CON-ate and his con artist agent, we are now throwing you under the bus instead of the other way round.
This PL league can still be won with the right men in charge of First Team Football affairs.
Over to you Henry, let's see if you have the "Town Halls" to be brave for once in your life, as after the Remembrance Services the old English adage of "Who Dares Wins" will always apply that's if you have any Bottle! which LFC supporters have always had plenty of!
12 Nov 2025 02:59:40
Embarassing.
12 Nov 2025 05:34:45
Tripe as usual.
12 Nov 2025 06:17:18
Anybody got any tin foil handy?
12 Nov 2025 07:30:39
The banter equivalent of drunk texting an ex-girlfriend.
12 Nov 2025 07:31:44
*Crickets chirping*.
12 Nov 2025 09:50:08
Understood.
12 Nov 2025 10:37:39
LOL WDW. would that be For us? . or some more for 007!? .
12 Nov 2025 12:05:06
Is it possible to mute 007’s posts? I know it can be done on the Guardian talkboards.
{Ed033's Note - Maybe we can get around to muting, but i thought 007's post was an attempt at obvious humour and should be taken as such?
12 Nov 2025 13:37:49
I enjoy the 007s posts so I do!
12 Nov 2025 16:59:44
Like the other geezer on here, leave the comedy to the professionals.