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05 Aug 2019 08:43:16
Simple Simon gone to Bruges for £6 Million. Radio Merseyside reports a mass brawl between City and Red fans at Portland Street Underground an hour before the game numerous arrests made. It is by Regents Park soon to be renamed "Regents NARK"?


1.) 05 Aug 2019 09:49:03
Seen the clip. Harmless 5 or 6 from both sides being idiots.



04 Jun 2019 18:31:49
Ed025, As you are Eco Friendly?, i have to inform you, No "JAG" for next season!

Jovic has gone to Real Madrid for 52 million Euro.


{Ed025's Note - yeah its a shame 007, hes been a great servant to the club and i wish him all the best for the future mate..



09 May 2019 22:06:00
Apparently Jurgen has the 'Hots' for Ajax winger, David Neres not HOTSPUR (Tottenham)!


1.) 10 May 2019 02:11:06
God save us.



08 Sep 2015 19:32:09
Michael Oliver is the referee for Man Utd game, we haven't lost when he has been the referee in our games this season? So that's a Good Omen. He was the ref against Arsenal of course, there was 5 bookings in the game four for us!




31 Aug 2015 21:16:46
Taiwo Awoniyi has signed for Liverpool and the LONE RANGER has farmed him out to Frankfurt on loan for a year can't get a permit.





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27 Apr 2023 12:37:09
Anyone remember Isaac Mabaya (19) who played last seasons friendlies at right back when Liverpool were on a tour of Asia? Rumour has it after an early season injury, he is back training with the first team. He is certainly one to watch going forward!


1.) 27 Apr 2023 13:08:43
Good young player. Great attitude by all accounts and can play in midfield as well.

2.) 27 Apr 2023 19:47:56
Gakpo is quality and will prove it next season. Even now, coming into a struggling side, he’s got 6 league goals.



16 Aug 2022 19:29:14
This is not a transfer rumour, the deals have been done today . The Yanks have got their cheque book out and i am pleased to announce the following signings of Two South Korean Midfield Twins!

"WHY MEE" and "NOT HIM"?


1.) 16 Aug 2022 19:32:57
My god!

2.) 16 Aug 2022 20:00:38
Is Why related to Ben? Could it be his Uncle Ben?

3.) 16 Aug 2022 20:40:52
Not exactly PC and definitely not funny.

4.) 16 Aug 2022 22:14:33
I think it made me laugh more knowing that it would offend someone. I’m getting older….

5.) 17 Aug 2022 02:07:35
I don’t find this offensive, it’s just not funny in the slightest.

6.) 17 Aug 2022 02:49:20
Very feeble attempt at humour. Brain cell limitations on display.

7.) 17 Aug 2022 05:49:03
It didn't offend me, it's just not funny. like most of 007's posts.

8.) 17 Aug 2022 06:47:58
Maybe you should show him how it's done Marty?

9.) 17 Aug 2022 06:57:41
Irish, I don't profess to be funny. Just painful reading some of the posts!

{Ed077's Note - you can always just scroll past posts you don't enjoy MM1.

10.) 17 Aug 2022 08:36:19
Now we all know the posters who want this football banter site to be a "LIBRARY", that's your free choice, mine is the complete opposite of that, i like it lively and witty and entertaining.

Don't forget to return your Library Books on time, or you might get a suspension like Mandy Carroll.

11.) 17 Aug 2022 10:10:03
Go on YouTube and find the 'Who's on first, What's on second. ' routine by Abbott and Costello for a proper laugh.

12.) 17 Aug 2022 10:55:41
Correct 77. I can indeed. No one wants a library 007 just not offensive and poor jokes. get some better material mate and crack on.



01 Jun 2022 19:26:22
We did "WIN" the European Cup last Saturday in fact we couldn't lose as the teams involved were Liverpool versus Real "MAD-RED" which is what we all are "MAD RED", so we played ourselves! how can ye lose when ye play yourselves.

Just a bit of joviality Boys and Girls, laughing is better than crying.

There were reports from the after match Real Madrid party that Valverde's cross for the winner was in fact a miss hit shot at goal, and that allegedly Binzema said discreetly at the after match celebrations, he got the slightest deflection on his boot which would of rendered it offside, looks like VAR has done us proud again.

Looking back would it have been better for us that the goal disallowed for VAR offside just on half time was awarded, as this would of changed Jurgens half time talk and given us the whole second half to equalise than the 30 minutes which we had to make the scores equal or even win. It's History now so we move on.


1.) 01 Jun 2022 19:54:56
Odd post.

2.) 01 Jun 2022 21:17:43
To say the least.

3.) 01 Jun 2022 21:38:28
Keep it Real.

4.) 01 Jun 2022 22:13:30
Your a mad red.

5.) 01 Jun 2022 22:17:42
"Mad rid" Nighty Night all.

6.) 01 Jun 2022 23:20:39
I'll have a pint of what he's had.
On 2nd thoughts, maybe not!

7.) 02 Jun 2022 01:08:19
@007, you’re joke was pony.



01 Jun 2022 18:15:38
This Year's Charity Shield Match between LFC and MC will be at the King Power Stadium Saturday 30 July 2022.

Its been switched from Wembley because of the Women's Euro Final same weekend.

Why didn't they make it Old Trafford holds more. Authorities are inept.


1.) 01 Jun 2022 18:24:20
Old Trafford is a khazi mate. It holds a lot more but the facilities are worse than the worst bog in Scotland (trainspotting reference for the nineties kiddies out there) .

{Ed0666's Note - I haven’t seen Trainspotting 2 is it worth a watch?

2.) 01 Jun 2022 22:12:06
St James or villa Park would've been a better shout.

3.) 01 Jun 2022 23:30:12
Yes T2 is definitely worth a watch. Irvine Welsh is a radge genius

{Ed0666's Note - thanks mate will do



26 May 2022 21:17:44
An interesting stat for Saturday's Final is that LFC and RM have both been runners up in this Competition three times, so hopefully RM will leapfrog us for that accolade. RM losses in European Cup Finals were in 1962,1964 and of course 1981.

It is also number seven for both teams in a way, because even though RM have won it 13 times, since the year 2000 they have recorded six successes, and interestingly they are yet to lose a European Cup Final this Century, so let's hope Saturday is fully accomplished for RM.

On a footnote seen Roy Evans and Alan Kennedy this morning circa 10. a. m. going towards Lime Station Street with trolley suitcases.


1.) 26 May 2022 22:00:12
The trolley suitcases are probably hiding Michael Owen and 'lil Sammy Lee, trying to skip the airfares, the scallies!

2.) 26 May 2022 23:06:28
The trolley suitcases will be overweight with those two in.
It's nice to see some balance with Owen and Lee though. A Liverpool legend and a Real Madrid legend.

3.) 27 May 2022 13:04:03
That's brutal Rigsby. 🙄.




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26 Apr 2023 15:06:43
Reference Eze, one hopes he will be "Dead Eazy" to obtain!




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26 Apr 2023 15:02:28
Hello Thiago Shimmy,

Thanks for Mac Allister's nationality, from ye post they have a good partnership the two of them in a midfield tandem, i would be very surprised if we have the funds for one never mind two as the fees mentioned are ridiculous for are purse strings i would envisage.

Out of the two would prefer Caicedo all day long who looks more like a midfield workhorse which what JK has always demanded with his pressing midfielders, Mac Allister (more like Terry Mcdermott to me) looks like a "linkman" more than a "water carrier".

Ugarte (Uruguayan work horse) would be my choice over Mac Allister, football players are like horses and not every punter picks the same horse (or player! that's why the forum is a banter site, and therefore its postings are not cast in stone, someone will also post a different point of view to us, which is healthy and debatable also? )




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25 Apr 2023 20:48:15
Having watched the semi final Brighton v man utd, i was not very impressed with Mac Allister (fellow Uruguyan Ugarte miles better) .

Would prefer Kheprem Thuram and Ugarte instead of Mac Allister and Caicedo.

That Gravenberch does not even look good on You Tube!




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19 Apr 2023 15:39:35
"everyone flocked around me when i was younger mate"

"Even the Sheep"!

Only a wind up Ed025!




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16 Apr 2023 14:58:07
Caicedo, McAllister, Julio Encisco 19 year old Paraguayan midfielder looks like he will be better than first two mentioned.

Surely we need to sign Brightons Scout for South America pronto?





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25 Feb 2024 20:33:48
One hopes Jurgen gets them all up for school tomorrow.

Shankly= Extrovert




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17 Nov 2023 18:30:17
No chance of LFC ever being done for over spending?

man city will always get away with it because their brown envelope is bigger?




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17 Jun 2023 11:36:23
you could make an argument that TAA would be the only current Liverpool player to play in a Man City team.




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17 Jun 2023 11:11:23
Jurgen never had the "bottle" to play TAA in midfield all season, it took Southgate to show him the way home?




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01 May 2023 10:06:19
Love Jurgen 100%, but what an atrocious example he set for the younger levels of football yesterday and society in general?

I expect him to "Fully Apologise" for his Behaviour before the Fulham game, our season is basically "all over" which makes it more puzzling as Spurs was not a season defining game, pity he never showed the same attitude and behaviour to the players after the first game of the season away at Fulham!




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