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15 Mar 2026 13:10:53
Make no mistake about it, Spurs are the worst team in the league right now. They are awful. They can't buy a win and this is exactly what happens when the owners prioritise having the best stadium in the league for Beyonce to play at and having the NFL play their twice a year over actually caring that your football club wins things. They have 12 players injured, they are an appalling football team with a bizarre choice in management when they needed a solid leader more than ever.



So if Liverpool do not win today, not scrape a dull 1-0 in the last minuet, but blow that team off the park then repeat against Galatasaray then I'm sorry Slot needs to FOH back to Holland. Spurs are ripe for a tonking. I'm going to be optimistic and say this will be one of our rare swash buckling performances today and win 4-0. But I'm dreading to tbh. The big book of Slotscuses will be out later should it go wrong.



15 Mar 2026 13:46:56
Before every game, my Mrs always asks what I think the score will be. I always reply with "It's impossible to say with this team". We could either win 5-1 like last time, have a drab 1-0 or 0-0. You just never can tell.



15 Mar 2026 14:09:08
Or even lose.



15 Mar 2026 14:40:44
A win's always a win. If it's a 1-0 off someone's backside, I couldn't really care. You think Arsenal cared last night that T-Rex's arms were too short to punch a cross away in the 89th min? Like, heck, they did, they were over the moon.



15 Mar 2026 14:46:52
Yes, Willo, strange as football is usually easy to predict.



15 Mar 2026 15:01:48
We will win today, and Florian Musiala will say Slot is a better manager than Dalglish, Paisley and Shankly, etc. But, in reality, we will be beating relegation fodder.



15 Mar 2026 15:09:34
Spurs should be perfect for us today. They are in a terrible place, I'm looking at least a 3-goal margin. This is the only game I'm confident of winning. Get the goals early, bring the subs on at 60 mins to keep everyone fresh.



15 Mar 2026 15:45:01
If we win I'll be happy, Endo. I'm sure a lot will find reasons to moan though. You, amazingly, already have an excuse ready for if we win! Hope you enjoy your Sunday, Endo.



15 Mar 2026 16:42:28
I don't see any excuses. Slot is the man for that.



15 Mar 2026 18:36:24
Can't wait to hear the spin put on this one. Go on, let's hear how this was a positive result.



15 Mar 2026 19:53:29
What has John Henry got to do with the NFL? And Beyonce playing at Anfield got anything to do with this? The owners don't run the club.



15 Mar 2026 19:59:49
Apologies, I read Kimurakings' post wrong.



15 Mar 2026 20:09:10
You were saying, Flo?



 
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