14 Aug 2026 16:28:34.
Adama Traore on a free, anyone?
Before you slate me for this I want to say I know he’s crap but I have to admit it’s a strange dream of mine to see him squeeze on that Liverpool shirt and run around Anfield bundling people over like a battering ram.
Problem is I know every cross goes into row Z and every shot would end up on Southport Beach but I just think it would be fun to watch.
14 Aug 2026 16:40:32
No. And just so my post reaches the minimum character limit - no.
14 Aug 2026 16:47:36
Come on, Lowe. Just imagine him steaming around Anfield like a massive headless chicken booting players and balls into the stratosphere.
Maybe he's just my guilty pleasure. ?
14 Aug 2026 17:12:58
I'd keep your fantasies about Traore running around in a skin tight shirt to yourself, mate. ;)
14 Aug 2026 17:16:21
"I know he's crap," kinda says it all really.
14 Aug 2026 17:17:40
Rios, as a famous Chinese man, once said, "Are you nuts ?"
14 Aug 2026 17:23:23
Sign Nunez as well for Captain Chaos and Corporal Crap.
14 Aug 2026 17:23:08
Chinaman in Dundalk Town by Jinx Lennon Bazza. Know that one???
14 Aug 2026 17:38:20
Rio, I'm sure you could get some other burly bloke to squeeze into a 2-3 sizes too small Liverpool shirt, if that's your poison?
14 Aug 2026 18:05:18
Indeed I do, SG. ? Jinx is well known round da town. ?
14 Aug 2026 18:25:20
I'll have a pint of water Rios is drinking, please.
15 Aug 2026 00:57:34
Just to be clear, there's nothing sexual in my fantasies about Traore although I knew some of you would go there. ?
There's just a certain entertainment value in a wrestler who clearly can't play football just steaming around a football pitch with other players just bouncing off him.
Reminds me of the late, great Jonah Lomu running down the field with Jeremy Guscott hanging off his shorts for 50 yards.
It's just damn good to watch.