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28 May 2017 22:19:06
Ed's 002 I won't beat around the bush. Do you think Keita and Brandt will be playing for Liverpool next season?
{Ed002's Note - I really have no idea - I cannot predict the outcome of negotiations that have yet to happen. It is worth noting that in the case of Keita, as of Friday, Liverpool had spoken with two gentlement representing Keita but as of that time they had not made any approach to RB Leipzig. Another side has approached RBL to discuss Keita and have been told that he is not for sale. Whether or not they stay firm on that position is another matter - they could simply refuse to negotiate or someone to write to them making a very significant offer which they may wish to conside (but remember that they do not have any particular need for the money). So I have no why to be able to say what the outcome of that is.
In the case of Julian Brandt it is different. Liverpool are very keen on the player but Brandt does not want to move and simply end up on the bench. This is something that players will consider seriously when moving to higher profile clubs with a lot of squad depth - because they want to be playing. This is a problem clubs like manchester City are facing with a couple of players already backing away as they cannot see how they will fit in. Hence the players are asking for assurances. So again it is difficult to see what the outcome will be, but Brandt is very much first choice for Klipperty and Liverpool.}
1.) 29 May 2017 08:36:43
Ed taking on board what youve said about Kieta, are we chasing other options in CM? Ed001 mentioned Carvalho and Paredes as viable options last week so wondered if efforts are being made currently, or does it seem all out for Kieta at this stage.
{Ed001's Note - we are keeping our options open mate, Keita is unlikely, hence the other options. I think Carvalho has been decided against now and looks extremely unlikely.}
2.) 29 May 2017 09:31:08
He's off to city ed.
3.) 29 May 2017 08:59:41
Ok mate fair enough, any other names youve been told or is that about were we are at currently?
{Ed001's Note - sorry nothing new yet.}
4.) 29 May 2017 09:01:30
I always thought Carvalho would end up as a top player at a top club a few years back, did really well internationally both at u21 level and when he broke into the full team.
I watch little to no Portuguese football so don't know his week in week out form but is there a reason he hasn't made a move? he's starting to crack on, must be 25/ 26 now.
{Ed001's Note - a lot of people are unconvinced by him.}
5.) 29 May 2017 10:03:51
I'm guessing he just hasn't kicked on, I know people in the past have said he's a little lazy and slow, which is not good attributes for a holding midfielder! The fact Newcastle and West Brom seem to be heavily linked probably says it all.
6.) 29 May 2017 12:08:22
Ed01, why is keita unlikely mate? Is it the fee or his club not willing to sell, or the player doesn't fancy it, thanks?
{Ed001's Note - all three.}
7.) 29 May 2017 12:19:52
Thanks for the reply ed.
{Ed001's Note - welcome.}
8.) 29 May 2017 12:27:56
Player doesn't fancy the move either? The longer this go's on and the more you and ed002 explain the situation developing we might as well move onto other options imo. Everything that has been said so far makes it sound almost impossible, especially if the player is against the move.
9.) 29 May 2017 09:49:13
Thank you for your developed response to my question Ed's 002.
{Ed002's Note - You are welcome.}
10.) 29 May 2017 17:31:07
Probably Paredes then.
I like Paredes but I do wonder what will happen to Grujic and Ejaria.
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09 Jun 2017 07:27:25
This is a question for Ed's 001. Do you ever see yourself being the same weight you were when you were 30?
{Ed001's Note - I have lost weight since then, so no I doubt I will ever be that heavy again as I can't weight train as hard any more. Still, could be worse, I could be as under the thumb as you are. Only watching football via recordings made as you have to trail around behind the boss while she goes clothes shopping and needs someone to carry her bags.....}
1.) 09 Jun 2017 09:00:20
AWKWARD! Do you want us to leave?
{Ed001's Note - ask his missus, she is in charge.....}
2.) 09 Jun 2017 09:55:13
Hahaha love it, i would like to see your guns ed!
{Ed001's Note - I am sure you would, you perv!}
3.) 09 Jun 2017 10:01:43
Sadly true as confirmed by my shrink.
{Ed001's Note - it did not take a shrink to realise mate.}
4.) 09 Jun 2017 10:22:05
Any details of your shrink available?
I retired mind.
{Ed001's Note - you retired your mind? You will fit in perfectly on here then, everyone seems to retire theirs here, just before typing.}
5.) 09 Jun 2017 10:42:22
Best way to avoid your shrink is to not go swimming in icy water.
6.) 09 Jun 2017 10:43:50
My shrink has a big enough job to do to sort me out gazza, not sure she could handle two complete basket cases. Too right ed, i retired my mind many years ago and feel all the more better for it.
{Ed001's Note - believe me it shows.}
7.) 09 Jun 2017 11:23:16
Thanks ed, i take that as a compliment. 😆.
{Ed001's Note - I would expect nothing less of you mate.}
8.) 09 Jun 2017 12:16:22
Be fair now Ed's 001 carrying shopping bags has its place in a civilized society ðŸ˜.
{Ed001's Note - if you say so. Maybe in the 1850s when sexism was rife it was nice for men to carry a lady's bags for her, however in this era of enlightenment and equality, I, being an enlightened chap, let them carry their own bags. It is only right and fair. I would hate to be a sexist pig like you clearly are, thinking a woman is unable to carry her own bags.....
Alternatively I could just be too busy watching the footie to go out and carry bags for her. Plus she needs the exercise to be fair....}
9.) 09 Jun 2017 12:53:22
Ed 1 bought some nylon weights from the Argos and asked his bird to carry them to the car.
{Ed001's Note - is right. I am an equal opportunities sort of guy. I believe in fairness and it is easier than telling her she is getting fat....ter.}
10.) 09 Jun 2017 12:59:22
Aki had a go of Ed's guns once I heard. Something about squatting.
{Ed001's Note - there is a gag that has no meaning to anyone outside of Liverpool! All I am going to say is brenda sex wife's favourite colour is purple.}
11.) 09 Jun 2017 13:25:55
So what's your age ed001?🙈🙈🙊🙊🙊.
{Ed001's Note - 21.}
12.) 09 Jun 2017 13:40:42
21? You don't look a day over 18 Mr Editor, Sir. I left the apple in your top draw so the flies can't get to it, Sir.
{Ed001's Note - good lad.}
13.) 09 Jun 2017 14:15:41
Mk im going to send you some m&s vouchers for toilet paper, u can get it in bulk for a 25% discount. Think your going to need it and its not for your ass! 😅.
{Ed001's Note - M&S? Hark at you posh boy!}
09 Jun 2017 07:24:35
Just wanna say I live in Florida and recently i awake to some monumental calamities perpetrated by our beloved football team. I'm about to go to sleep now and I can't wait to find out what tomorrow mornings installment is? Maybe it's a transfer ban? Maybe we sign Salah? Maybe Theresa May joins the back room staff? Or maybe Klopp buys a flat in Blackpool so he can do his tapping up in secrecy?
Whatever happens over the next few weeks I just wanna say thanks to the Ed's for giving me something to look forward to in my humdrum life and thank you to LFC for never doing things the easy way!
{Ed002's Note - I am in Healdsburg right now and have been watching the election results come in. There will now need to be another election and I guess May needs to go. I have been to Blackpool to see LBD perform a show but Ed003 is the one to speak to as he is based out of there. But thanks for the nice words. I am not really a fan of FLA as I am a West Coast kiddie but I do have an evil brother who likes down in Delray Beach.}
1.) 09 Jun 2017 08:13:41
What I can't understand - why Blackpool? It's hardly half way between Liverpool and Southampton.
Maybe Van Dijk was up there to ride The Big One - and I don't mean Klopp!
{Ed002's Note - Blackpool is England's Cote and is full of bikini clad girls.}
2.) 09 Jun 2017 09:05:34
Bikini clad men on stag dos.
3.) 09 Jun 2017 10:57:05
What better way to impress a potential new signing, than fish and chips on Blackpool Prom .
4.) 09 Jun 2017 12:19:25
I'm 20 mins from Delray Eds 002, I love it there. Your brothers a lucky man great place to live!
29 May 2017 10:24:42
Hi Ed's 001 and Eds 002. Realistically and all joking aside do you see Liverpool challenging consistently for the Premiership title over the next 3-5 years bearing in mind the colossal spending power of United, City, Chelsea, Arsenal and now Spurs?
{Ed002's Note - They will try like all of the others but they will face a tough time. Each of these clubs will have the same ideas - and you never know, perhaps West Brom or Everton might leap to the fore and challenge. What I do think is likely is that you won't see one side dominate year-on-year.}
23 May 2017 12:36:21
Regarding Coutinho'scomments to ESPN Brasilia, I don't give any credence to what footballers say in the modern game anymore after Suarez signed a new contract and was in a Barcelona shirt a few months later. If Couts stays I'll be made up because he really is the main man everything goes through him. On the whole after Couts' positional change we build from the back through Matip who always looks to feed Couts. Clyne offers himself time and time again and Matip never utulises him. If he goes than I trust Klopp to buy a super player that fits the system. After the departures of Suarez and Torres I am not going to idolize any player. These guys are not Liverpool fans like us they are employees of the club whose priority is to secure their economic futures for themselves and their families, which I grudgingly appreciate. I implore you to stop the hero worship of these transitional employees. By the way at this juncture it would be remiss of me not to say that Nathaniel Clyne is one of the worst right backs I've ever seen in a Liverpool. He offers nothing going forward and I could wait 200 years and still won't see any of his crosss hit a Liverpool player. He is positionally woeful and the only redeeming feature is he has some great tattoos. If we get our money back on him I'd be astounded. I will say it again we need a new back 4. It pains for me to say it but I totally concur with Eds 001 in saying that Matip is suspect and really not as good as most Liverpool fans think he is. My girlfriend is more vocal when we make love and im a crappy lover. He loses concentration repeatedly but to be fair playing alongside Lovren can't help your game. I know it's impractical to change the back four but that's exactly what this team needs. We gave a pathetic and forlorn Boro team three golden chances to score which is lamentable. My glass is half full though because I think now is the beginning of something beautiful at Liverpool FC. Which will culminate in Stevie G taking over the mantle within 3- 5 years. Klopp will make us a super power once again like we were under Rafa!
1.) 23 May 2017 12:47:00
I agreed with most of that until you mentioned Stevie G. ( I cannot comment on you and your girlfriend) . Let's wait and see if stevie turns out to be a half decent coach. If we are truly great in 3-5 years we should hardly be looking to a novice to take over.
2.) 23 May 2017 13:17:58
I'm with Razor on this. Gerrard had to prove himself every step of the way to get where he got, as a player. He should have to do the same as a coach/ manager. Continue adoring him as a player by all means, but let's stop the sentimentalism and give him a free pass to the top job without knowing how he'll do.
3.) 23 May 2017 16:10:02
a little bit to much information about you and your girlfriend there Brenda, don't put yourself down, they say practise makes perfect, so keep trying!
23 May 2017 10:49:33
Just wanted to say the view from the main stand is majestic. Went to the Boro game with my lady and I was supremely impressed with the hospitality and facilities. All the staff were incredibly friendly and made the day so pleasurable. Ed's 001 has been giving me almighty stick for relinquishing my tickets in The Kop for the Main Stand but I stand by my decision. It was a fantastic experience. Best of all my girlfriend had a pic taken with Alan Kennedy and she had no idea who he was 😂.
{Ed001's Note - oh come on sex wife, admit it you have gone all posh spice on us plebs!}
1.) 23 May 2017 11:40:49
Pleb is the best way to describe you mate. Your doing my job for me ðŸ‘ðŸ˜.
{Ed001's Note - better to be a pleb than a member of the prawn sandwich brigade!}
2.) 23 May 2017 12:35:53
Youve never had a prawn in your life Mr Jam sandwich! 😂.
{Ed001's Note - damn right I haven't, can't stand the things. Ugh vile they are. Cockroaches of the sea.}
3.) 23 May 2017 13:13:26
Your such a heathen!
{Ed001's Note - very true, I am certainly a heathen.}
4.) 23 May 2017 13:25:17
I don't think you understand how this goes. I berate you, you berate me and on it goes. Your meant to dispute my disrepute of your character not accept it.
{Ed001's Note - I thought it was a compliment. As for your character, you have so little it is hard not to feel sympathy for you.}
5.) 23 May 2017 16:49:48
this is turning into quite a double act, the ed001 and Brenda show!
{Ed001's Note - have to keep him busy to stop him stalking me offline!}
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29 May 2017 09:49:13
Thank you for your developed response to my question Ed's 002.
{Ed002's Note - You are welcome.}
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09 Jun 2017 12:19:25
I'm 20 mins from Delray Eds 002, I love it there. Your brothers a lucky man great place to live!
09 Jun 2017 12:16:22
Be fair now Ed's 001 carrying shopping bags has its place in a civilized society ðŸ˜.
{Ed001's Note - if you say so. Maybe in the 1850s when sexism was rife it was nice for men to carry a lady's bags for her, however in this era of enlightenment and equality, I, being an enlightened chap, let them carry their own bags. It is only right and fair. I would hate to be a sexist pig like you clearly are, thinking a woman is unable to carry her own bags.....
Alternatively I could just be too busy watching the footie to go out and carry bags for her. Plus she needs the exercise to be fair....}
23 May 2017 13:25:17
I don't think you understand how this goes. I berate you, you berate me and on it goes. Your meant to dispute my disrepute of your character not accept it.
{Ed001's Note - I thought it was a compliment. As for your character, you have so little it is hard not to feel sympathy for you.}
23 May 2017 13:13:26
Your such a heathen!
{Ed001's Note - very true, I am certainly a heathen.}
23 May 2017 12:35:53
Youve never had a prawn in your life Mr Jam sandwich! 😂.
{Ed001's Note - damn right I haven't, can't stand the things. Ugh vile they are. Cockroaches of the sea.}