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07 Jan 2026 18:30:08
For fun, who do we want to see in the next Liverpool coaching setup? Bad answers only.

I'll start, Danny Murphy as manager with Stephen Warnock as his assistant. Andrei Voronin appointed as a special finishing coach.



07 Jan 2026 18:37:48
Brendan Rogers and Arne.



07 Jan 2026 19:03:08
Jimmy Boy, love it. Jan Molby fitness and conditioning.



07 Jan 2026 19:04:41
El-Hadji Diouf.



07 Jan 2026 19:07:07
John Barnes and Jason MacAteer.



07 Jan 2026 19:09:59
Neville sisters.



07 Jan 2026 19:15:55
Tbh that debut Vorinin goal against Toulouse was a cracker ?? I thought we had two top tier strikers in him and Torres.



07 Jan 2026 19:16:00
El Hadj Diouf as discipline coach?



07 Jan 2026 19:26:10
El Hadji Diouf as head of the new decorum and etiquette department.



07 Jan 2026 19:28:28
Suarez back as dietician
Meat only diet….



07 Jan 2026 19:32:44
As long as Adam Johnson isn't on youth recruitment and Thomas Partey isn't in charge of the ladies team.



07 Jan 2026 19:36:04
El Hadji Diouf. Community support
Luis Suarez chef
Jamie Carragher youth team operator
Got have the know it all best in the world at hindsight Jamie Redknapp in charge
Imagine the post match interviews.
Yea if we did everything differently we would of won.



07 Jan 2026 20:07:16
Gazza, is Slot Jamie Redknapp in disguise?



07 Jan 2026 20:09:17
Dream team of mick mccarthy and roy keane as assistant for me.



07 Jan 2026 20:43:40
Hey, Big Jan was fitter and more mobile than our current midfield bar Szobozlai and definitely a better passer?.



07 Jan 2026 21:28:03
Jesus Viktor ?.



07 Jan 2026 21:43:40
MM, no arguments there!



07 Jan 2026 22:41:26
Neil Ruddock, Julian Dicks and Paul Konchesky comes to mind as the most wrong sort of choice.

Downing, Keita and Borini would be the ultimate non-event/ boreoff.

Suarez, Diouf and Darwin would be box office for all the wrong reasons.



08 Jan 2026 00:04:11
Gary and Phil Neville.



08 Jan 2026 09:08:55
You mean the chuckle brothers, Strom? Get your popcorn ready, mat.



08 Jan 2026 14:18:17
Well Gary knows everything doesn't he Oli.



 
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