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05 Aug 2026 10:27:19
With all this talk of marquee signings, it's getting a bit in-tents on these boards.

I'm here all week!



05 Aug 2026 10:42:15
It'll probably go over most people's heads, Zedd.

That's the point of a marquee after all.



05 Aug 2026 10:48:41
That was hilarious, mate.



05 Aug 2026 10:51:01
Alright, keep your wig (wam) on.



05 Aug 2026 10:52:34
Superb Zed.



05 Aug 2026 10:53:13
It's making me want to go outdoors.



05 Aug 2026 11:10:56
Ditto, Zed. I've been camping out on this site waiting for an update.



05 Aug 2026 11:20:53
So many people canvassing opinion on who it might be!



05 Aug 2026 11:22:47
Nice one, you're a funny 'guy', but you're driving me up the 'pole'.



05 Aug 2026 11:43:36
Me:
Doctor, sometimes I think I'm a wigwam, and other times I think I'm a marquee.

Dr:
I think you're two tents.

Sorry, I'll get my bivouac.



05 Aug 2026 11:52:50
I thought Bivouac left our coaching set up years ago, Clay?



05 Aug 2026 11:59:14
All our new signings will be kept under wraps.



05 Aug 2026 12:03:47
He did, Zed, but I have one of him spare.



05 Aug 2026 14:24:45
I think you should zip it and lie low for a bit, Zed?



05 Aug 2026 16:07:49
Forgot all about the brain Buvac, the secret to Klopp's success. ;)



 
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