19 Aug 2026 09:11:25
Don’t know if anybody has been following our efforts to buy a young winger called Barcola from PSG? Anyway, just to bring everybody up to date we are, apparently, going to make a gigantic second offer very soon. My information comes from a truste source called Newsnow, who really seem to have their finger on the pulse.
19 Aug 2026 10:06:32
No, no, no, no. All wrong.
As I mentioned a few days ago, my source, which is much better than your source, but I'm not going to mention what it is, just make out like I am the oracle, says we're not preparing another offer, we're going to let PSG sweat it out.
Then we're going to swoop for him and another winger from their squad, maybe?
They will be announced on Monday 31st August.
You read it here first.
Ta.
Zed's Nipple.
19 Aug 2026 10:39:30
WDW4, we've already done a deal for him weeks ago. First we had to wait for him to come off his holiday. Now we're just waiting for PSG's permission to announce it.
19 Aug 2026 10:55:11
Are we there yet?
Are we there yet?
Are we there yet?
Shut it, kids, or you are walking to Nan's.
19 Aug 2026 11:09:59
Chill out, it's obviously a joke.
At least I hope it is.
19 Aug 2026 11:30:54
I think he's travelling to the UK from France in a boat and there's a massive back log and queue for them at the moment.
19 Aug 2026 12:02:17
He's waiting for PSG's permission to say goodbye to her...