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30 Jul 2025 20:39:54
I've got the beginnings of a song for the young lad, if anyone can help finish it off:

'His name is Rio and we're dancing in the stands. '.



30 Jul 2025 20:44:48
He so tricky he can dance through a carnival band.



30 Jul 2025 20:46:05
I was thinking something along the lines of 'Chiquitita' by ABBA for Ekitike, as they both sound similar-ish in my head. No words though!



30 Jul 2025 21:07:12
I can't get Ekitike's name, sung in the tune of A-P-T by Bruno Mars, out of my head for some reason.



30 Jul 2025 21:15:36
He plays so much football he's going to fail his exams.



30 Jul 2025 21:47:02
An ABBA song for Ekitike is entirely appropriate as ABBA is also a palindrome ? Although Isak gets first dibs cos he’s Swedish.



30 Jul 2025 21:57:14
That goal today was Barnes-esque.



30 Jul 2025 22:03:36
Is that you, Elton?



30 Jul 2025 23:20:56
Everyone knows it was Bernie Taupin.



30 Jul 2025 23:21:32
@stoneage - a palindrome, like Notlob?
(Monty Python! )



31 Jul 2025 01:03:51
His name is Rio, he came from london
he came to score, came to score, came to score score score

If he can pass, a little more,
he will play for liverpool

#jokes.



 
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