09 Jun 2023 22:06:01
Journalist Dave davis has said we've agreed terms with both kone and Thuram but not agreed transfer figures with their clubs??‍♂️??‍♂️ anything new on this? If so we're not hanging about with our transfers ?.

1.) 10 Jun 2023
10 Jun 2023 00:03:58
We have been linked with every midfielder in world football I am not believing anything til contracts are signed.

2.) 10 Jun 2023
10 Jun 2023 00:07:26
I read on talksport via the express that Thuram is very keen to join Liverpool. Now I'm worried whether he s keen at all with those sources.

Also can you really trust a guy called Dave Davis? Don't get me wrong Dave is a fantastic name but if your surname is Davis, you go for something else. Too similar. That's just bad parenting.

3.) 10 Jun 2023
10 Jun 2023 00:20:53
Can you trust a guy named Dave Davis?

4.) 10 Jun 2023
10 Jun 2023 00:25:39
Dave Davis. can’t be a real name.

5.) 10 Jun 2023
10 Jun 2023 06:05:37
I went to school with a guy called James James. So Dave Davis is relatively creative ?.

6.) 10 Jun 2023
10 Jun 2023 07:33:58
Dave davis is Dicky Davis son, and he's definitely in the know.

7.) 10 Jun 2023
10 Jun 2023 08:10:36
He's David Dickinsons son? Hope we get the real deal.

8.) 10 Jun 2023
10 Jun 2023 08:21:10
Don’t forget about Neville Neville.

9.) 10 Jun 2023
10 Jun 2023 08:29:23
I went to school with Paul Hiscock - some parents are evil!

10.) 10 Jun 2023
10 Jun 2023 09:30:06
1jj, classic.

11.) 10 Jun 2023
10 Jun 2023 09:30:46
1jj the question is, did you?

12.) 10 Jun 2023
10 Jun 2023 09:33:37
In the 1990's Enfield FC had a winger by the name of Justin Gentle.
And I knew a girl called Heather Feather.
Also dated a girl called Dawn Fortune. (Miss Fortune)
All true.

{Ed025's Note - when my bird was younger she worked with a lady who,s married name was..Ophelia Dick..true story..

13.) 10 Jun 2023
10 Jun 2023 09:45:39
Dave Davies brother Ray is a cracking singer.

Believe it or not but I swear there was a poor unfortunate kid in the year above me at school whose surname was Head. Out of all the names you could call your son guess which one they picked … poor sod has had the name for 60 odd years.

14.) 10 Jun 2023
10 Jun 2023 10:34:07
My friend went to school with a lad called Maaz Bari….

15.) 10 Jun 2023
10 Jun 2023 11:33:48
I worked with a lady who when she got married her surname changed from Skelly to Kelly and the best man said in his speech that he'd been waiting for someone to knock the S out of her for years.

16.) 10 Jun 2023
10 Jun 2023 11:51:58
There was a girl in our school called Hammerslag. She had loads of mates.

17.) 10 Jun 2023
10 Jun 2023 11:57:32
I'll bet Nicky Butt had a torrid time at school. The butt of everyone's jokes.

I'm here all week!

18.) 10 Jun 2023
10 Jun 2023 12:25:08
1jj I went to school with a guy called Paul Hiscock as well. Became a bouncer and taxi driver when he was older.

Either it’s a small world or there are more evil parents out there.

19.) 10 Jun 2023
10 Jun 2023 12:55:28
Know someone called Betty Swallop. So close.

20.) 10 Jun 2023
10 Jun 2023 13:45:41
I went to school with a lad called William “Willy” Burns lol evil parents.

21.) 10 Jun 2023
10 Jun 2023 14:08:48
Then there's the old chestnut: Phil McCracken. Never met him personally.

22.) 10 Jun 2023
10 Jun 2023 14:14:23
JK def different Hiscock ?.

23.) 10 Jun 2023
10 Jun 2023 18:08:04
Mate of mine was chatting to a lady online called Wilma dickfit. He said it didn't go anywhere.

24.) 10 Jun 2023
10 Jun 2023 18:31:50
WDW, on the Ray/ Dave Davies theme, I used to work with a guy called David Watts. He was nothing like the song led me to believe.

25.) 10 Jun 2023
10 Jun 2023 20:46:31
James James? So good they named him twice. I went to uni with a guy called John Slipper. It’s just a very rubbish name and I always remember it haha.

26.) 10 Jun 2023
10 Jun 2023 20:48:12
I’m Irish/ Scottish and we tend to have clan names, but slipper is just a really pointless surname l. Apologies if any of you are called John Slipper.

27.) 10 Jun 2023
10 Jun 2023 20:50:01
So all of the girls in the neighbourhood didn’t want to go out with him then Victor?

28.) 10 Jun 2023
10 Jun 2023 21:29:00
There was a Carl Marks at my school and his parents were tories.
Can't forget Ben Dover and Phil Macavity.

{Ed014's Note - I thought it was Ben Doon as they were both Scot’s! ?

29.) 10 Jun 2023
10 Jun 2023 22:24:36
Eddie “Teddy” Edwards went to our school.

30.) 10 Jun 2023
10 Jun 2023 22:30:30
Is it not Phil McCracken.

31.) 10 Jun 2023
10 Jun 2023 23:29:56
Had a ulick Devane in school, his nickname was I lick the car.

32.) 10 Jun 2023
10 Jun 2023 23:37:44
I went to school with a Jenna Taylor and a Jenna Cul. Not a word of a lie!

33.) 11 Jun 2023
11 Jun 2023 02:42:13
I went to school with a Peter Cushion and he had a sister called Whoopie. No Lying.

34.) 11 Jun 2023
11 Jun 2023 06:41:55
I went to school with an Indian lad. He used to batter his missus Chinda. Chinda Goodenpropa.

35.) 11 Jun 2023
11 Jun 2023 08:18:14
A guy in my girlfriends school was called Richard William Seamen. So unfortunate ? Obviously became Dick Willy Seamen.