02 Jul 2025 19:59:16
"Cor Blimey" I expected Mr Intensity (Ljinders) to absolutely wreck Guardiola sometime during the season? he's absolutely exceeded all expectations by decimating 115 charges and counting and they haven't even started pre-season training, job well done Ljinders and in record time absolutely superb.
Thank God they were not English Premier League Champion! as our representatives what a "Circus Act" Eleven Clowns and a Joker!
I'll supply Arne's phone number for Pep to take some advice:
Arne-field 2024-2025-01 (First Place) gets even longer next year 2024-2025-01 (First Place) 2025-2026-01 (First Place Again! ) .
Pep is so impressed with Ljinders that he's going to bring his own book out! his is called "inten-"CITY", good old Ljinders I always knew there were bags of unearthed talent there but not that fast!
02 Jul 2025 20:13:44
Barry, can you recommend pills to Bond please?
02 Jul 2025 20:34:10
I think he's probably been over medicating judging by the incoherent rambling.
02 Jul 2025 21:35:55
What?
02 Jul 2025 22:00:01
In the quiet words of the Virgin Mary… come again?
02 Jul 2025 22:23:41
007 this ain’t a morse code site.
02 Jul 2025 22:45:41
A "Zed Cars",
Is that how ye get ye kicks in life. Ye wants to change Zediccus to ZZZZZZZZZZ's-iccus cos I fall fast asleep after reading your posts! the best sleeping PILLS ever invented are your posts, you should market them they really work.
"FlashtheRed", What a rude and dirty habit that is! this is the second night running that you have tried to personally insult me, last night I was the rain man? May I give you two a bit of advice, I can see the funny side as I am doing well "thank god" however with your future posts you may be mocking another fellow reds poster who could have serious health, financial difficulties, marital issues, family matters, has to visit a foodbank etc who may be not so gracious and forgiving.
Good Heavens I'm starting to fall asleep have you wrote another post ZZZZZZZZZZZs-iccus.
02 Jul 2025 23:16:19
Zed I don't think that there are any legal drugs strong enough for him. FC8 we definitely need Bricktop to have a word in his shell like. He could even take Boris the Blade with him.
02 Jul 2025 23:19:23
Put a sock in it you mad, attention seeking sensationalist!
02 Jul 2025 23:39:01
Rain Man? More like Forrest Gump!
02 Jul 2025 23:43:32
Don’t let the critics stop you posting, Bond. Your word salad is just as welcome as the other posts. Granted, you make Harry’s posts seem like Shakespeare but it adds a little eccentric flavour to these pages. Keep them coming.
03 Jul 2025 00:24:00
You do realise that trying to make fun of poster’s names isn’t comedy 007 don’t you?
It’s basically bullying, really poor bullying, but bullying none the less.
03 Jul 2025 04:09:47
Mish Moneypenny, I believe I have some sheep loose in the top paddock.
03 Jul 2025 04:26:46
You have to be some sort of snowflake to get offended by someone making fun of the username concocted for a banter page.
03 Jul 2025 09:20:05
It’s a bit like an AI random word generator that’s been on the turps. My fave of the day (so far) is the bit about decimating 115 charges, whatever that’s supposed to mean. Anyway, it adds a left field element to the forum.
03 Jul 2025 09:43:15
What makes you think none of those conditions apply to me 007?
I can't have a disability or family losses because it doesn't fit your skewed unintelligible narrative?