11 Aug 2025 21:12:43
The club does not move pieces without knowing where the next ones will lock.
Núñez and Díaz were not taken off the board for sport - they were removed with the Allen key still warm.
There is no scenario in which those two panels are sold without the incoming brace already measured, sanded, and awaiting shipment.
Stock is confirmed. Paperwork is prepared. The stabilising cross-beam has been weighed.
The Allen key is already warm in the hand; what remains is simply to follow the thread until the frame stands.
11 Aug 2025 21:30:59
I dunno what chemicals your sniffing mate but can i have some?
11 Aug 2025 21:31:34
What about if someone lost the instructions?
11 Aug 2025 21:46:33
The ikea revolution is here.
11 Aug 2025 22:03:07
I’m struggling to understand why someone who last posted in 2014 would come back over a decade later with this tedious IKEA-related rubbish.
11 Aug 2025 22:15:41
Are we signing De Walt and Makita?
11 Aug 2025 22:33:51
Conflict disclosure: The author receives ongoing rumeneration from the Swedish government in the form of subsidised Allen keys and priority access to the LÄTTAD placemat range. All opinions remain my own, except where dictated by Malmo.
11 Aug 2025 22:39:04
Thanks for the edit Eds ?.
11 Aug 2025 22:39:21
The first IKEA reference with Isak being Swedish was a bit funny, now it’s just laboured. Basically we wouldn’t have sold Diaz without us being sure of what our solution would be. It’s guesswork, just another opinion. As they say, if it annoys you, just don’t read it.
11 Aug 2025 22:43:46
Dewalt is not considered the right profile for the current project. Operates at high torque but lacks the subtle alignment required for the system. Admired from afar.
I'm told there is significant admiration for Makita within technical circles, but potential work permit complications remain unresolved. Paperwork remains the final screw.
11 Aug 2025 22:45:03
This is what it’s come to. Getting IKEA rumours off some bloke who looks like Edward Scissorhand’s Dad.
11 Aug 2025 23:00:28
Thunderbird, they would, of course, retrieve them from the central IKEA repository - a vast and humming archive in Almhult where every guide and stabilising bracket is catalogued according to the old naming schemes.
Locating the right schematic is rarely the problem; the challenge is reconciling the diagram with the actual pieces in front of you.
Sources suggest Newcastle have yet to achieve this stage.
11 Aug 2025 23:37:43
The problem is newcastle have ripped open their flat pack. There's pieces everywhere. They lost the Allen key and are using an old fork instead.
Howe are they going to put it all together? Elangastic tape? Even the Pope couldn't save them with the build. They are destined to end up with Burns the way they are building it. In the Hall too of all places. They are Trippiering over themselves. Not sure they can hit the Taggert and get the pieces they need in time.
PS. I can feel the tear drops of those who just want good honest serious football talk. Honestly, I was going to stop after the first pun but Newcastle just had too many to ignore.
12 Aug 2025 00:00:46
This isn’t even banter now. It’s just repetitive tripe.
12 Aug 2025 00:13:31
I remember Joe Allen being the key.
12 Aug 2025 00:33:52
Embarrassing, I hope you run out of email addresses soon, Ed002 you are not. 007 found out.
12 Aug 2025 01:40:41
He is my cousin. Joe Allen i mean.
12 Aug 2025 06:09:59
It was boring and unfunny the first time.
12 Aug 2025 06:37:34
Jesus lads, it’s only a post! Just don’t read if it’s not your thing.
12 Aug 2025 10:07:38
Nice one, Welshman2501.
Are you the Welsh Iniesta?