13 Aug 2026 15:24:20
With (hopefully) Barcola imminent, I thought I'd draw up a list of furniture football stars.
Feel free to add!
(Bradley) Barcalounger
(Harry) Kane rocking chair
Art Deco
(Tariq) Anglepoise Lamptey
(Franz) Carrpet
(Frank) Floor standing Lampard
(Jozy) Altidoor
(Roger) Bannister (OK, not a footballer, but still!)
(Peter) Couch
(George) Best china
(Lionel) Messi - any room with a teenager in it
(Darren) Bent hinge
(Darius) Vasell of flowers
Bring it on!
13 Aug 2026 16:40:26
Home Sinama (Pongolle).
13 Aug 2026 16:42:46
You boys, retired or something?! Lol. ?
13 Aug 2026 16:44:28
Bruno Chair-oo
Angelo Stooler.
13 Aug 2026 16:47:18
Victor Ottoman.
13 Aug 2026 16:48:20
Benjamin Desko
I'll stop now...
13 Aug 2026 17:02:30
It's like the Cast of the Jeremy Kyle Show somehow all found its way here when it got banned from TV. ?
13 Aug 2026 17:27:07
5-2-3 formation.
Matvei 'Sofa'nov (GK)
Tariq 'Lamp'tey (RB)
Branislav 'Oven'avic (CB)
Fabian 'Chair' (CB)
'Mat'teo 'Rug'geri (CB)
Wayne 'Fridge' (LB)
'Stove'n Gerrard (CM)
Jonjo 'Bookshelve'y (CM)
Joshua 'Kingsize' (RW)
Jorgen 'TV-Stand' Larsson (CF)
John 'Aga' Riise (LW).
13 Aug 2026 17:27:44
Sergino Desk.
13 Aug 2026 17:34:25
John Henry as Chairman.
13 Aug 2026 17:37:43
Divock Orgy.
Oh, wait, sorry, wrong forum and topic.
13 Aug 2026 17:41:26
What all the girls like (David) Goodwillie?
Allison Wonderland (Becker).
13 Aug 2026 18:18:55
Jan Bednarek.
13 Aug 2026 21:11:43
John Alfridge
Darius Vasell
Sebastien Coates stand.
13 Aug 2026 21:15:38
Sofa-Ian, Amrabat?
14 Aug 2026 04:02:10
Dear God, the club needs to pull its finger out and buy a couple of players - it's the only thing that can save these poor souls. ??
14 Aug 2026 07:36:45
Fabrizio Colour Telly (aka Ravanelli).
14 Aug 2026 14:35:09
Lol Taurus!!!! ???