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15 May 2026 20:18:38
16 mins in and this is excruciating to watch already. He has to go. The team are blatantly not playing for him. No busting a gut. Nothing.



15 May 2026 20:48:09
It's ok, give him till October just so we know he's definitely awful.



15 May 2026 20:54:03
I don't get how a man so obsessed with PSG can play the opposite, did I see he even tried to copy their kick off set up? Hitting it deep for a throw in to apply pressure...?



15 May 2026 20:54:26
It's not clear how we're looking to break through the lines, so each phase of possession in their half ends up wasted. It's very slow and we're always vulnerable when they counter. Very dull watch.



15 May 2026 20:55:14
This is broken so bad. We need to go to town on Slog now. Gloves off, he has to go NOW.



15 May 2026 21:02:59
Xabi Alonso chants from the away end incoming!



15 May 2026 21:06:37
Slot is awful, there is no doubt, but this midfield is giving him a run for his money. They are even worse!
No energy, no drive, no passion, no physicality and not a defensive bone between them.



15 May 2026 21:20:26
Are they fit for purpose? Obviously not, get rid.



15 May 2026 21:21:05
Slot apologists will keep defending this dross. Beyond comprehension.



15 May 2026 21:27:50
Not really surprised though, are you? The midfield is so disjointed, and we could have Laurel & Hardy and the Chuckle Brothers in defence and they would do a better job.



15 May 2026 21:35:20
Spicy, physical game where our defence is struggling. Let's take off Gomez and Grav for Chiesa and Wirtz, make that make sense.



15 May 2026 21:35:32
Manager = Embarrassment
Players = Embarrassment.



15 May 2026 21:36:01
Any Slot apologists left? He's a joke.



15 May 2026 21:51:01
This is so poor. Set up, coaching, attitude, subs, kit, half-time tea, boots, bus, all sub-standard. Abysmal. Fire everyone.



15 May 2026 21:55:46
What will be his excuse today? The pitch was wrong shade of green than they are used to? Get him out now.



15 May 2026 21:58:19
ArneSlop, I'm sure there's one on here who will defend him.



15 May 2026 21:58:54
Exact same conversations 6 months on. Who's running this Club?



15 May 2026 22:00:36
ArneSlop, they'd better hope their boy gets us the CL spot they have been championing him of getting yhru out this ordeal of a season we have had.

Cos, if he doesn't, they will never hear the last of it on this forum. I promise you that.



15 May 2026 22:02:35
He has got to go. Take the keeper, Van Dijk, Konate, Jones, Gravenberch, Mac Allister, and Gapko with him.
Let's get hungry players in there who want to bust a gut for the club.
This is truly embarrassing and it hurts me to say it!



15 May 2026 22:11:14
Time is up, we are such a poor team currently and an awful watch. The only positive is that Rio is getting minutes.



15 May 2026 22:14:12
Carragher on commentary, 'This is such an average Liverpool team.' Average teams bust a gut. We were like a League 1 team (seriously no disrespect invented to League 1 teams).



15 May 2026 22:17:25
In a season of absolutely abysmal statistics, here's my prediction for what Arne will provide in the post-match presser:

Unbeaten in games where we've scored more than opposition.

100% record when leading at full time.

Haven't conceded a single goal when we've kept a clean sheet.

We've only lost every game we didn't win.



Joint top for points gained in matches that ended in draws.

If you take away all the goals we've conceded, we've got the best defence in the league.

On expected vibes (xV), we're absolutely flying.

Won the warm-up 3-0. Sharp finishing. Great defending. Coaching on point.



15 May 2026 22:19:05
Talking of kit, they can stick that new one where the sun don't shine.

Not a penny more from me until Slot is gone.



15 May 2026 22:19:06
The players have not become talentless and motionless overnight. They can get back to their best, but it's clear that they don't believe in Slot and want him gone as much as we do.

We can only hope the hierarchy knows that too.



There are worrying noises coming from the press about Slot staying, but I'm only choosing to believe some of our proven ITKs - it's the only hope most of us have.

Slot out.



15 May 2026 22:20:42
Don't forget the half-time oranges - they are taking the pith!



15 May 2026 22:02:18
Has anybody body seen our Right Back, been missing since 9 O'clock, is he waiting outside Villa Park to whisk Arne the Egg to the White Island for some extra caricular activity with an African Hedgehog.



15 May 2026 22:26:49
The Incredible Bulk. I wouldn't mind The Chickle Brothers in our side. At least we'd get some good one-two's on the go.



15 May 2026 22:34:37
How can anyone defend that?



15 May 2026 22:43:12
I didn't see it, but I'm sure it was all Salah's fault.



 
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