28 May 2026 16:03:31
Realistically, who would you guys sign this summer without going crazy.
28 May 2026 16:15:54
Risser, Palestra, Wharton, Camara, Yirenki, Diomande, Toure.
28 May 2026 16:22:19
A rb, cb, dm, 2 wingers and Iraola.
28 May 2026 16:48:06
You watch some amount of football, Pelican.
That's at least 4 leagues you're watching there.
28 May 2026 16:50:37
Who is Risser Fly??. I live in Argentina these days so am out of touch.
28 May 2026 16:53:07
Bare minimum, Kayode, Diomande, Gomes.
28 May 2026 16:45:55
A chimpanzee to sit in Arne's office and irritate the life out of him until he's forced to resign.
28 May 2026 17:07:16
Lens' goalkeeper, Welshman, one of the top goalkeeping prospects in Europe right now.
28 May 2026 17:29:05
One player? Elliott.
28 May 2026 17:32:08
A new manager. The rest gets easier from there.
28 May 2026 17:45:13
Gunn10, you have to get your entertainment from somewhere as our team is not doing it.
28 May 2026 17:09:47
@the chicken staff - will the chimp have a valid passport as it will need to spend a good deal of time in Holland & Ibiza
28 May 2026 18:10:21
Diomande
Bowen
Sangarre
Geertruda
Sell
Marma
Elliott
Jones
Maybe Gomez.
28 May 2026 18:23:41
Honestly there's a few out of contract that could 'do a job' if we were struggling to get everything covered, we need Mingueza, Sensei, Schlager, Dybala or Lewandowski for a season upfront. I'd prefer over Gakpo up top.
We need wingers, honestly.
Need versatile ones or 3 minimum. The only winger worth a go at the moment in our squad is young Rio. A DM (though the profile we're looking at seems different to what I'd like, some steel), a right back too! Think it'll be another season of big changes.
28 May 2026 19:21:25
Not much, a better coach can get a tune out of this squad.
We may need to replace Salah, but interestingly he hasn't been snapped up yet.
Could he be waiting to see what happens with the coach?
28 May 2026 20:31:38
Ron, whilst I think you're right, the players can definitely improve with a new manager, but we're losing Robertson. Salah and VVD are getting older. I would expect Chiesa to leave, as even with a new manager I don't expect much from him. We need to improve the squad as a whole. We've always been a little lightweight there, even under Klopp.
28 May 2026 19:57:20
We will get another chimp to sit in Ibiza, we've still got some of that Coutinho money left anyway
29 May 2026 00:12:37
Very true, Pelican.
I might adopt that tactic next season. Prem, Championship and Serie A for me atm.
29 May 2026 08:28:52
What if the chimp resigns first?
29 May 2026 10:39:35
Attack
Bowen
Diomande
Keep Harvey
Loan ST or promote an academy Striker to actually play
Midfield
Garner
Camara
Defense
Geetruida
Schlotterbeck
GK
None.