27 Mar 2026 18:54:10
International breaks suck, so a bit of fun. Your favourite: did they actually really play for Liverpool XI?
Lorius Karius
Nick Tanner
Torben Piechnik
Julian Dicks
Paul Konchesky
Salif Diao
Paul Stewart
Christian Poulson
El-Hadji Diouf
Milan Jovanovic
Istavan Kozma.
27 Mar 2026 19:18:54
GK. Peggy Arpexhead
RB. Javier Manquillo
CB. Frode Kippe (of course)
CB. Sotirios Kyrgiakos
LB. Julian Dicks
MF. Nuri Sahin
MF. Bruno Cheyrou
MF. Bernard Diomede
ST. Jari Litmanen (great player)
LS. Mark Gonzalez
RS. Omar Assiaddi.
27 Mar 2026 19:37:47
Cody Gakpo. ?
27 Mar 2026 19:59:13
Are you going for obscure or pure crud!?
With the latter for me it would be:
Bogdan
Kromkamp
Paletta
Caulker
Koncheski
Poulsen
Cole
Diomede
Cheyrou
Diouf
Borini.
27 Mar 2026 20:51:32
Bogdan
Clyne, Kabak, Cissokho, Konchesky
Litmanen, Aquilani, Adam, Moses
Balotelli, Morientes
Some of the vast baffling signings ever. I've taken some liberties with a LB at CB. Sorry Cissokho.
27 Mar 2026 21:14:12
Jimmy Carter would be the first name on any team sheet and would be the captain of the team.
27 Mar 2026 21:39:32
Samed Yesil.
27 Mar 2026 22:03:43
Bogdan
Kromkamp
Kabak
Piechnik
Dicks
Stewart
Poulsen
Ferri
Joke Hole
Balotelli
Diouf
I think that's an all timer of shite.
27 Mar 2026 20:22:10
Peggy should never be mentioned in any Liverpool conversation
To be laughing in a audience of remembering our lost 96
He needs to be abolished from any conversation Liverpool related
27 Mar 2026 22:10:31
Joe Cole, David Ngog, Jay Spearing, Mark Kennedy, Laser Markovic, Brad Jones, Danny Wilson, Ben Davies, Josemi, Jan Kromkamp, Cisse, Djimi Traore, Jean Michel Ferri and Eric Meijer.
27 Mar 2026 22:44:10
Why no mention of Aqualani.
27 Mar 2026 23:41:35
Don't forget Charlie Adams Lol.
27 Mar 2026 23:56:59
Gazza, at least get the right person before you slander poor Peggy. You mean Charles Itandje. You're getting you're French black goalkeepers mixed up.
28 Mar 2026 00:53:50
I had to read Joke Hole twice before getting it.
I was imagining a funny fanny.
28 Mar 2026 01:40:47
To be fair, Zed, Cole is a bit of a fanny.
28 Mar 2026 04:18:32
Aquilani, Igor Biscan, Sean Dundee, Eric Meier, David Ngog, Le Pellec, El Hadji Diouf, Konchesky, Julian Dicks, Razor Ruddock, The Ukrainian boy with the pony.
28 Mar 2026 08:29:12
Itandje, Sinama Pongolle, Voronin, Ibe, Antonio Nunez, Milan Jovanovic, Arthur, Andy Carroll, Shelvey, Doni, Wisdom, Samed Yesil, Diego Cavalieri, Insua, Degen, Pacheco, Le Tallec, Dossena.
28 Mar 2026 08:46:14
So what this post is saying is that we've purchased our fair share of dodgy footballers over the years. ?
28 Mar 2026 09:57:23
No Sean Dundee?
28 Mar 2026 10:07:43
Spot on, Irish Rover, the thing is we don't want to go back to signing players of this standard ever again. YNWA.