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27 Apr 2026 17:21:46
It’s over fellas …

Awful awful football again and a misuse of talent in the squad.

I literally don’t even look forward to the games or even bother about next season now.



27 Apr 2026 18:03:02
I wouldn't say that personally. I can't help it, when it's Liverpool. Unlike some fans, though, I just concern myself less with the performance and hope for a result these days. At least we look good to get UCL football next season now.

As for next season, I strongly look forward to it cos I don't believe a thing these journos keep saying about Slot staying.

I'm a firm believer that the guys upstairs will not be that stupid to keep him or Hudges and Edward even. My fingers are crossed for a much needed change to take us forward. We don't want to return to where we dropped to for 30 odd yrs again, and I'm sure they're weary of that. Onwards.



27 Apr 2026 18:11:42
The club is apparently run by stat obsessed nerds. I'm having the hardest time believing that said stat obsessed nerds either can't see or put no pass on the fact that we've been outrun by nearly every team in the league. I imagine our chance creation and xG stats are pretty poor too.

I still think he'll go.



27 Apr 2026 18:23:29
Our chance creation is the highest in the league. Our xG is 1.75 per game, the third highest in the league.



27 Apr 2026 18:27:03
Something Red, the stat-obsessed nerds let the entire team slack off on training and become unfit even though they have decades' worth of elite physical performance data at their fingertips. They also managed to spend 450m without adding any depth to the squad. The stat-obsessed nerds also have a terrible track record of waiting for potential signings to amass even more stats to analyse before making a decision, inevitably leaving things way too late and letting the players value double or triple before making a feeble attempt to secure a signature and being beaten to the punch.



I'm not saying Slot's staying, but just cause you have stats doesn't guarantee you'll make the right call.



27 Apr 2026 19:10:14
If all three of them stay, I'm personally just done until something significant changes. Sometimes a break is the healthy thing to do, I guess.



27 Apr 2026 19:21:29
Can't be ArnieJ, we pass the ball backwards for 90 mins every week. You'll be saying LFC have the most Premier League goals scored since Slot arrived here next.



27 Apr 2026 19:28:20
Most important stat - position in the table.

As Hansen would say "First is first and second is nowhere."

Second place would require a bizarre set of results, so third is our realistic ceiling.

Statos need to focus on that stat.



27 Apr 2026 19:40:55
SR, if that is the case, then these nerds are defo being told to consider the main stat(s) in football or any sport i.e wins and losses.

Cos if that is the metric they were using, he would have been out of a job months ago esp. when we wen 9 losses in 12 games.



27 Apr 2026 19:58:31
No manager has won more Premier League games than Slot since he came to England, in fairness. No one has scored as many goals either. Two fairly big stats.



27 Apr 2026 20:50:17
No manager has probably been disliked after winning the prem as much as Slot is, too.



27 Apr 2026 21:19:42
Xg nerds can bore off. The thing that happens every week without fail is that our opponents can casually walk through our midfield as if no one is there.



27 Apr 2026 21:26:30
So we've been nowhere for much of the past 3 decades then.



27 Apr 2026 21:27:49
There's more hustle out of the kids when the cream van turns up than our lot in Champions League 1/4 final. Maybe we should reward them with 99er.



27 Apr 2026 22:12:36
Faith,
No, we haven't, but more importantly, we have been lately. No idea what point you're trying to make.



27 Apr 2026 22:33:38
Besides our title win last season, we've only been higher than 3rd on 1 occasion the last 5 years.



28 Apr 2026 00:08:43
I might be the only one, but I could care less how they do it, but the only stat I care about is my team having more points (goals) than the other at the end of each game.



28 Apr 2026 00:52:00
Irish Rover - RTP.



28 Apr 2026 03:38:23
Did I miss a game yesterday??



28 Apr 2026 04:49:24
I was thinking the same thing, Cafu. I'm guessing this is more in response to the increasing rumours that Slot is staying for next season.



28 Apr 2026 05:27:51
How many managers in the PL now that started at the same time as Slot? Seeing as you like stats.



28 Apr 2026 05:30:09
How many managers in the spent nearly half a billion pounds in the summer to struggle most of the season? Seeing as you like stats.



28 Apr 2026 06:20:41
WD40,
33 new managers including interims since Slot came in.
What's the angle?

Spending rarely guarantees anything, particularly short term.



28 Apr 2026 06:30:16
Pep, Arteta, and Slot have all won 42 league games since Slot's arrival.

Liverpool have scored 5 more goals than City and 10 more than Arsenal.

Liverpool have conceded 25 more goals than Arsenal and 12 more goals than City.



Liverpool collectively have won 5 points less than Arsenal and 1 more point than City.

Realistically all meaningless stats that will change by next weekend and even more by the end of the season.



28 Apr 2026 07:17:35
If you take away the 17 defeats, Slot's season looks brilliant, but the football is still assgas to watch. *sad trombone*.



28 Apr 2026 09:37:33
Let's give over on 1/2 a billion spent. We sold 2 and a half billion pounds worth of talent and that's not including the loss of Jota and Trent. If you are talking about Wirtz, Ekitiki and Isak, how many times have they started? And let's not forget Alison, most of our defeats have come when he hasn't been on the pitch.


It's more of a fact our squad has been weaker this season.
I don't like the football we have played, but I also don't care for the style of football the Premier League has shown this season.



28 Apr 2026 10:40:00
Ah, the money brought in from players leaving like Kelleher, Trent, Quansah, Morton Diaz and Nunez brought in doesn't matter. Along with Jota too. It doesn't matter that we spent around the same net as Arsenal and City. LFC spend the most in a summer for what must be the 1st time in a generation and you never hear the end of it.



28 Apr 2026 11:07:44
Wow, the excuses for Slot seem to be coming from well underneath the barrel, atm, since the barrel is literally bone dry and empty.

Really sad how some can come up with worthless stats to defend the utter ridiculous and the pathetically indefensible. Sad, indeed.



28 Apr 2026 12:16:05
Slot was involved in spending nearly half a billion on players and having a dreadful season, no amount of spin will change that.



28 Apr 2026 12:59:00
And some other team will spend it this summer, WD40, and next year and the year after that, and the amount will go up and up. It's not a given the team that spends the most wins the league. Hasn't happened in nearly ten years, in fact.



28 Apr 2026 16:53:15
Manchester City did it in the last 10 years. Why do you feel the need to tell lies?



 
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