29 Jul 2025 21:32:33
Understand Guéhi talks collapsed in dramatic fashion this afternoon. After a long back-and-forth over personal terms, Richard Hughes reportedly invited him to his home for a final discussion.
The meeting took place across an IKEA HAVSTA console, a birthday gift from Alexander Isak, according to my source.
Midway through, Hughes leaned forward and said quietly: "I see a lot of myself in you. "
Guéhi stood without a word, took one long look at the console, and said, "I'm not ready for this. connection. "
He let himself out. Through the conservatory.
Palace now back in the picture. Nothing confirmed, just emotional geometry.
29 Jul 2025 21:45:43
The only football reporters speaking any sense are Austen Tasseltine and Ted Maul.
Everything else is a footnote.
29 Jul 2025 21:53:39
Not a clue what that’s all about.
29 Jul 2025 21:57:38
He exited through the back door, grabbing a pint of man milk on his way out.
29 Jul 2025 22:10:34
As I swilled the last remnants of toothpaste from my mouth, I saw a soldier’s head fly past my window, shouting the word VICTORY. Isak will be crowned in red.
29 Jul 2025 22:10:35
My sources tell me that was not man milk, but the oat blend Richard keeps chilled for guests who arrive emotionally compromised.
Served in a BEHÖVD carafe, not a glass. Very deliberate.
29 Jul 2025 22:57:54
I've no ikea either, Coulred.
29 Jul 2025 23:20:18
Hughes is in Japan and this type of stuff is getting stupid tbh.
29 Jul 2025 23:20:59
Bohemian rhapsody was playing backwards, whilst the scent of a side of out-of-date ham from Lidl roasted on the infa red heat lamo, which Richard used on his guests sore muscles, wafted through the caravan.
Twin peaks episide 3 was playing on a betamax video, on a loop. Gueho found this particularly distressing.
29 Jul 2025 23:32:48
FORNAX what are you on?
29 Jul 2025 23:39:45
You have waited 9 years and then post this? Don’t get if. Is this 007 in disguise.
29 Jul 2025 23:44:11
Vango, none of that is relevant.
The heat lamp was replaced last season. The new one doesn't hum.
30 Jul 2025 00:34:13
Weird. All of this is weird.
30 Jul 2025 00:54:49
Fornax give it a rest it’s extremely boring and unfunny.
30 Jul 2025 00:57:22
Frequent reader (way too frequent), rare poster (way too rare), but in all my 15+ years of following this site I have not encountered a more incomprehensible thread than this (way too incomprehensible) .
30 Jul 2025 04:39:54
Au contraire. Superb stuff. Ancora.
30 Jul 2025 06:43:43
I think it makes a nice change and lifts the mood a bit - carry on chaps :)
30 Jul 2025 06:48:28
Fans of Catch 22, methinks.
30 Jul 2025 07:19:04
Maybe they could have their own section on here, one that no one bothers reading.
30 Jul 2025 07:24:14
Think some fellas need to put down their phones, grab a football and get some air.
30 Jul 2025 07:29:30
Some strange people popping up recently…. coupled with that Everybody seems to be in the know also. Keep this stuff to banter section at best…. too early to be reading this nonsense haha.
30 Jul 2025 07:36:38
A nonsense escape from uncertainty. Am I a bad person if I enjoy reading these comments who cannot fathom the absurdity of this?
30 Jul 2025 07:37:25
Disagree. Definitely the right place for this stuff. Reminds us of the irony of us being on a platform like this.
The best rumours have been sourced not just from industry ITKs but also the WAGs, the delivery guys, the hairdressers, the dog walkers AND those with vivid imaginations.
Lighten up, wobble head, keep calm and carry on, chaps.
30 Jul 2025 07:57:51
Haha a few Swedish IKEA puns and everyone is a comedian. About as funny as anthrax.
30 Jul 2025 08:14:49
Is that Cantona attempting to troll?
“When the seagulls follow the trawler they expect fish to be thrown into the sea” or something like that?!
{Ed078's Note - very close, it was sardines.
30 Jul 2025 08:18:09
I would lighten up if it was actually funny, if everybody who thought they had a halfway decent gag started threads on the rumours page I shudder to think what would happen. Even Zed didn't make the billion dollar typo (which was actually hilarious) outlast its welcome.
30 Jul 2025 08:44:01
This is the wrong page. Please take this nonsense to Twitter/ X (or whatever the narcissist has renamed it to this month) .
30 Jul 2025 08:48:50
Just such a painfully unfunny and boring post. I am 100% sure damn ChatGPT can come up with something better than that.
30 Jul 2025 08:51:33
As Alexei Sayle said “I’m an alternative comedian, it means I’m not funny”.
Nice to see his fan club emerging into the light albeit 40 odd years late.
30 Jul 2025 09:00:30
No idea what all this is about. But it appears to me like quite a few people like to give free expression to the "inner child" in them.
30 Jul 2025 09:27:08
Is this a rumours or gags site ?take my mother in law for instance. no, please. take her .
30 Jul 2025 09:50:58
Wow talk about mob mentality.
30 Jul 2025 11:51:19
Fair point, Patrick. One person's funny ain't another's.
For example, knuckle dragging Benny Hill style 70s pub humour ain't mine. But i lift the bat and let it run through to the keeper.
30 Jul 2025 16:40:49
Is everyone okay after this poster attempted a joke that some people appeared to appreciate. The ones who didn’t appreciate it seemed angered, did you manage to re-gather your calm? I know it was a lot to deal with, an unexpected attempt at a bit of humour.
Let’s support each other through this, wayward comedy is a scourge.
#prayforjokes.
30 Jul 2025 08:39:36
Thanks Ed078. Was hilarious that one!