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24 Jun 2025 15:18:43
Based on info I have:

Angelo Stiller: Liverpool will make a move if he is Stiller around on the market later in the window.

Lautaro Martinez: considered the exact opposite of Nunez in every way which is attractive to Slot.

Hato: Slot apparently admires how Dutch he is. A quality he looks for in all his players.

Isak: If Slot can just get John Henry to look into his eyes and not around his eyes but right into his eyes, funds will be freed up for a move. Henry, who has no recollection of releasing the funds for Wirtz though and has been avoiding Slot ever since.

Guehi: no matter how many times the Eds tell us there is no home grown quota we all know there is. It's 8 and Guehi is needed to fill it otherwise we will get disqualified from the Premier League.

Adam Wharton: Slot likes him. Currently checking into his bloodline. If there is even a hint of Dutch in him, expect this to happen.

Alvarez: Slot is trying to convince him to leave his wife.

Lucas Stassin: Belgian, that's close enough to Dutch for Slot to be interested.

Malick Fofona: Belgian. That's close enough for Slot to be interested. In fact, in his eyes, two Belgians make a Dutch player so highly possible both happen.

Bradley Barcola: Apparently Slot said to Hughes. "Do you know what I want now badly. A cola. " Hughes misheard and 100m bid was since lodged for Bradley Barcola.

This is all I know for now but I'll bring you more info as I get it.

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24 Jun 2025 15:48:00
Thats hilarious mate. Loved it.

24 Jun 2025 15:49:43
Brilliant Davey, love that.

24 Jun 2025 15:56:28
Watch you don't clog up the LFC banter site!

Arne also very interested in Ajax midfielder Amster-dammer!

24 Jun 2025 15:57:49
Davey, that's the sort of info we need. Great insight!

I expect to see you quoted in TBR, fourfourtwo or some such sites soon, and Romano will no doubt be in touch too!

Well done!

24 Jun 2025 16:03:10
Have you ever thought about writing a travel blog?

24 Jun 2025 16:08:03
My sources tell me if we go into a season without a Scottish player on the books we have to forfeit the last trophy that we won.

24 Jun 2025 16:12:37
Hahaha brilliant, Davey. More of this mate!

24 Jun 2025 16:20:07
I started reading this seriously, then thought, this is turning into a Davey post. turns out it was, which is never a bad thing mind!

24 Jun 2025 16:38:08
Nice one, Davey. Keep the comedy coming. At least, they are original.

24 Jun 2025 16:43:55
Better than RF! Perhaps he will start quoting you as a source!

24 Jun 2025 17:39:07
The Alvarez one was class ?.

24 Jun 2025 19:05:42
Brilliant.

24 Jun 2025 19:54:36
, ??.

25 Jun 2025 08:01:44
I haven't Kemlyncat. Interesting question to ask. You are seeing as something in this post that says potential travel blogger extraordinare?





 

 

 
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